where a woman eats a lot of corn, and then receives anal sex and takes a load on his penis. When he pulls it out it is covered in corn once the woman gives him a blow job, she eats the corn.
by Andy Peeps May 19, 2008
1 - "I wouldnt fool around with that guy. Turns out he's got some wicked corn on the cob."
2 - "Oh, you mean he can cook?"
1 - "No."
2 - "Oooooh.....eww...."
2 - "Oh, you mean he can cook?"
1 - "No."
2 - "Oooooh.....eww...."
by chr February 25, 2007
Corn on the cob, also known as "the Gerald Matthews": When you're exploring a woman's breasts with your mouth, and your first instinct is to bite down as hard as you can rather than gently caressing their nipple's with your tongue.
Bob: You totally hurt Sally last night
Jim: What, how?
Bob: She was crying earlier and said you pulled a corn on the cob on her, I could see the blood dripping through her shirt!
Jim: What, how?
Bob: She was crying earlier and said you pulled a corn on the cob on her, I could see the blood dripping through her shirt!
by Qport October 4, 2015
Kansas Corn on the Cob is where you put one finger in her butthole, the other finger in her bellybutton and proceed to eat her out from the side, left to right as if you were enjoying some delicious cobbed corn.
Kansas Corn on the Cob
“Hey Zach, I heard you totally Corn on the
Cobbed her, Kansas style!”
“Yup, one in her pooper, one in the innie and went to town.”
‘Step-bro what are you doing?’
‘Simmer down, I’m just trying to put one finger in your bellybutton another in your poopercooter and eat you out like 4th of July…Kansas Corn-on-the Cob is so hot right now.’
“Hey Zach, I heard you totally Corn on the
Cobbed her, Kansas style!”
“Yup, one in her pooper, one in the innie and went to town.”
‘Step-bro what are you doing?’
‘Simmer down, I’m just trying to put one finger in your bellybutton another in your poopercooter and eat you out like 4th of July…Kansas Corn-on-the Cob is so hot right now.’
by ZachNow4 April 9, 2022
A method of sucking dick in which the sucker must hold the dick like a piece of corn and very lightly suck and nibble from the side. The dick shouldn’t get wet and should be consistently dried to promote friction and avoid slipping. If you suck dick like this, guys will be falling over you!
dude 1: bro my girl did the corn on the cob method on me last night
dude 2: bro you’re so lucky!!!
dude 1: bro i know i’m inviting her over again tonight
dude 2: bro you’re so lucky!!!
dude 1: bro i know i’m inviting her over again tonight
by daddydong83831 December 15, 2019
To fuck a woman from behind.
Then take a sharp implement in each hand and jab her in the hips, thus "corn on the cobbing" her.
Then take a sharp implement in each hand and jab her in the hips, thus "corn on the cobbing" her.
by smelly sock September 17, 2008
Noun. A log of feces that contains undigested corn. It is consumed in the same manner that a person eats corn on the cob; the kernels are picked from the feces by one's mouth/teeth. Because corn isn't digested properly, the potential for thirdhand and fourth-hand corn on the cob is also very possible.
Mike: Wow, my dump sure was corny.
Bryton: Damn! Do you mind if I take it? I didn't have a plan for dinner anyway.
Mike: Sure dude, have at it.
Bryton: YES!! I love secondhand corn on the cob!! This will be the best meal I've hd in weeks!!
Bryton: Damn! Do you mind if I take it? I didn't have a plan for dinner anyway.
Mike: Sure dude, have at it.
Bryton: YES!! I love secondhand corn on the cob!! This will be the best meal I've hd in weeks!!
by Puckstopper92 March 30, 2015