3 definitions by Puckstopper92
Noun. A log of feces that contains undigested corn. It is consumed in the same manner that a person eats corn on the cob; the kernels are picked from the feces by one's mouth/teeth. Because corn isn't digested properly, the potential for thirdhand and fourth-hand corn on the cob is also very possible.
Mike: Wow, my dump sure was corny.
Bryton: Damn! Do you mind if I take it? I didn't have a plan for dinner anyway.
Mike: Sure dude, have at it.
Bryton: YES!! I love secondhand corn on the cob!! This will be the best meal I've hd in weeks!!
Bryton: Damn! Do you mind if I take it? I didn't have a plan for dinner anyway.
Mike: Sure dude, have at it.
Bryton: YES!! I love secondhand corn on the cob!! This will be the best meal I've hd in weeks!!
by Puckstopper92 March 30, 2015
Noun: The last fart you have before pooping is imminent. Sometimes you don't even realize you need to poop until the cork fart is released.
Alex: *fart noise* Oh boy! I need to get to the bathroom!
Erin: Was that a cork fart?
Alex: Yup, got to go!
Erin: See you in a half hour
Erin: Was that a cork fart?
Alex: Yup, got to go!
Erin: See you in a half hour
by Puckstopper92 January 20, 2022
Noun: 45 minutes. As derived from Michael Jackson's interview with Ed Bradley, this is how long Michael was locked in a bathroom with doo doo, feces all over the walls, floor, and ceiling. Can also be divided the same way you can divide the word "hour"
Alex: Alright, let's head out. How long does it take to get there?
Max: A full Jackson.
Alex: Great! We're low on gas so we'll probably have to stop after a half Jackson to fill up.
Max: A full Jackson.
Alex: Great! We're low on gas so we'll probably have to stop after a half Jackson to fill up.
by Puckstopper92 February 4, 2022