bald eagle

the male equivalent of a cougar; an older man who seeks out young women

Jon is a bald eagle, always chasing after eagle scouts.

by JonTheGeek January 22, 2008

Bald Eagle

If a girlfriend cheats or wrongs a man in some extraordinary way, a bald eagle may be required as revenge. Deception is key here. The man has to manage to find his way into some make-up sex and get into the doggie style position. Just prior to ejaculation, the man grabs a hidden razor and shaves a nice patch or two of hair off of the girls head. When she turns around, cum in her face and say "I think we should see other people". Then get the hell outta there!

Did you hear how James left his wife? He bald eagled the bitch! Thats a cold motherfucker!

by Moose4413 January 6, 2009

The Bald Eagle

The act of shaving your partner's hair during sex and shoving it up the rectum and shitting it out.

Me and my girlfriend were doing the bald eagle and it was great, but now my ass itches

by Jonjohanjenkenheimershmidt September 6, 2015

bald eagle

a hairless cok

that kids so young hes got a bald eagle

by Matt Jones February 23, 2003

The Bald Eagle

The new age of combover where males who are balding attempt to cover up this fact by using any remaing hairs to create a faux hawk.

Dude look at that guy with The Bald Eagle.
Lame, he should srsly invest in a hat.

by danton2015 April 21, 2011

bald eagle

to go really fast like with nitro.

dood you really bald eagled that turn, i can smell your tires burning!

by carnivipony September 27, 2010

Bald Eagle

Similar to a flying squirrel, a Bald Eagle occurs as you stretch your ballsack out by the edges while you get your salad tossed while simultaneously receiving a hand job from a girl kneeling in front of you.

Matt: I need to go out to the airport to catch a bald eagle.

Canon: Hope he's good looking...

Matt: (Punches Canon)

by mosh 54 February 9, 2010