Xander

Xander is a boy who knows what he believes in and isn’t afraid to be himself, he is always there for those that he lives and won’t miss a day with out laughing. He is very athletic and kind to all. And brightens everyone’s day.

Xander is just so amazing

by It’s me ma dudes May 8, 2018

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xanderisms

Sayings made by an affluent Hispanic that typically exhibit a skewed sense of reality

-What's one of your favorite xanderisms?
-"$1000? You know how I hate chump change."
-Cool. Mine's "Manual Labor? Who's Manuel?"

by yerawizardharri November 22, 2010

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Xanderize

Xanderize- derived from the great and awesome super hero of legend, Xander, that can solve all problems through his uber cute looks and lammiedoodle offerings.

1.to create peace in a time of turmoil with the use of either love or lammiedoodles.

2. to calm a person down who is uptight or mean usually through the offering of licks on the face, lammiedoodles, or other soothing methods.

Feel the power of Xander and be xanderized.

by BatGirl October 17, 2006

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Xander

Short for Alexander, Xander is a name that comes from the latin word megacockis. A Xander's penis ranges from 7 inches to 9 inches long. Most people don't know that a Xander is secretly a wizard.

"Have you seen that guys penis?"

"No, why?"

"He must be a Xander, its at least 7.5 inches long!"

by CircleJerk1224 May 12, 2013

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Xander

Xander is a wacky guy that can make whole crowds of people laugh! He is hilarious and and everyone enjoys his company, even if they won’t admit it. Xander can also be serious when the situation calls for it. He can brighten your day of help you out. Xander is a great guy!!!

Xander is awesome

by Xagrono povicidus September 28, 2018

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