Two days at the end of a week when nobody works and if they do it's usually a second job or an asshole boss who takes advantage of you.
Steve : Hello
Chad : Hey Steve I noticed when I was leaving work yesterday there was a lot of pee cake and poop stains in the bathrooms & it smells like an out house in our breakroom clean them up real good this Weekend.
Steve : Oh would it be ok if I eat the pee cake I just love the taste of pee?
Chad : Sure knock yourself out and if you want grab a spoon and eat some shit too!
Steve : Really pee cake & shit turds I'm so lucky it's gonna be A great Weekend!
Chad : Well I better let you get to work me and the wifey are on our way to the beach!
Chad's Wife : What kind of fuckin idiots do you have working for you?
Chad : Hey it's so hard to find A good Weekend bitch when you find an idiot you make them happy!
Chad's Wife : True Weekend help is so hard to find!
Chad : Hey Steve I noticed when I was leaving work yesterday there was a lot of pee cake and poop stains in the bathrooms & it smells like an out house in our breakroom clean them up real good this Weekend.
Steve : Oh would it be ok if I eat the pee cake I just love the taste of pee?
Chad : Sure knock yourself out and if you want grab a spoon and eat some shit too!
Steve : Really pee cake & shit turds I'm so lucky it's gonna be A great Weekend!
Chad : Well I better let you get to work me and the wifey are on our way to the beach!
Chad's Wife : What kind of fuckin idiots do you have working for you?
Chad : Hey it's so hard to find A good Weekend bitch when you find an idiot you make them happy!
Chad's Wife : True Weekend help is so hard to find!
by SlopNChop September 16, 2017
It's the weekend, and I'm writing definitions on Urban Dictionary because I have nothing better to do.
by Iamawesomedog March 31, 2018
Two days in the week where most people are free to do what they please, from work, school, what have you.
by fdgs February 2, 2008
by MisterTony_222 May 30, 2016
Weekend is a word often used to describe something as being fully epic. It comes from the idea that the weekend is the best part of the week. And so if something is also "weekend" then it is also matches that level of greatness.
"Wow, that girl is so weekend!"
"I saw that band last night, it was weekend!"
"Having sex with her was weekend"
"I saw that band last night, it was weekend!"
"Having sex with her was weekend"
by Sourrys June 12, 2020
by dustin is from austin November 21, 2005
the act of drinking from friday untill sunday,often involving massive amounts of alcohol to aid you and your friends in the process of accomplishing this state of mind allowing only your body rest when you can no longer stand up. Often leading to hurting and or feeling the effects of sleep deprivation atleast two to three days after. the effects are called being "weekended"
Me and my friends got weekended last weekend. I think we drained atleast eleven 30 packs, two 12 packs, and three 6 packs at the lake.
I missed all of my monday classes because I spent my weekend getting weekended.
I havent crapped solid in 3 days because i got weekended last weekend.
I missed all of my monday classes because I spent my weekend getting weekended.
I havent crapped solid in 3 days because i got weekended last weekend.
by drink sweetwater dry March 23, 2009