when a man takes his penis and hits a woman upside the face with it.
If hes bein a bitch, use your mushroom wacker!!
by kackackackac December 13, 2009
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The act of ejaculating into the upper tank of a toilet, which gets is namesake from the downtown Chicago thoroughfare Upper Wacker Drive.
Looks like some jagoff pulled an Upper Wacker in the toilet last night.
by Tpaty December 12, 2020
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Racial slur for Hispanics, due to the fact that they stereotypically work on gardening.
shut the fuck up, Weed-Wacker, go back over the border
by Mexicanboy88 August 24, 2022
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A person who possibly smokes a little too mutch weed
Klark: hey.
Jason: hey
Karl: Arent you a Weed Wacker?
Jason: Jup i am
by FlyFipple April 7, 2022
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a weed wacker is a person that is a hoe. The common garden tool: hoe, is a tool that is commonly used to “wack” weeds.

A weed wacker is a hoe who hits on many guys/girls.
That girl sophie is such a weed wacker! I can’t believe her!
by thatsnotit March 8, 2019
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A person who gets high, then masterbates.
Watch out for that kid, he’s a registered Weed Wacker.
by Eauxwen February 3, 2022
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