Loosening your sphincter muscle, allowing one to inhale Air through ones own ass, and then using that air to fart at will!
by tx3000 May 3, 2010
The fastest was to crush beers with the boys, once you enter the consumption vortex there’s no turning back.
by JarritoSuds April 17, 2020
The flight attendants got so horny taking about that hot guy at the that they went to their hotel room to engage in a platon vortex with him in mind!
by tsonds May 22, 2014
Bassist/backing vocalist for Norwegian symphonic black metal band Dimmu Borgir. I don't see how people seem to notice only Shagrath and Silenoz when Vortex (in my opinion one of the best vocalists AND bassists in the history of the universe) plays just as much of a part of the band as both of them. Normally plays a BC-Rish Warlok bass and sings cleanly, unlike Shagrath. Also looks fairly different to the other memebers of the band, since he doesn't have black hair (it's blonde) and wears very little corpsepaint (normlly just paints his face white).
Listen to "Progenies of The Great Apocalypse" or "Kings of The Carnival Creation" for the best examples of his vocals. "Sympozium" and "Allehelgens Dod I Helveds Rike" are also fairly great. ICS Vortex is my god.
by Dimmumoth October 3, 2006
when you have consumed the amount of alcohol where you have the ability to unlock 100% of your brain. exiting the simulation and entering a separate reality. the border of death but your too deep in the vortex to give a single fuck. nothing matters besides beer at this point. god bless you.
by Ryan Janka February 14, 2021
by daveyboy682 December 9, 2007
A phrase used to describe someone of such little inteligence that they themselves seem to suck the very intelligence out of other average to intelligent human beings.
The idea is derived from the theory that someone can in fact be so inadaquete that when they speak or perform an unintelligent act that there "Negative IQ" creates a suction or "Vortex" where nearby intelligence qoutients spiral out of control into IQ absoulute zero,which is the focal point of the vortex (the person causing the dimensional void)
It is now commonly used as a put down to someone who says or does something dumb or to insult a generally uninteligent person.
The idea is derived from the theory that someone can in fact be so inadaquete that when they speak or perform an unintelligent act that there "Negative IQ" creates a suction or "Vortex" where nearby intelligence qoutients spiral out of control into IQ absoulute zero,which is the focal point of the vortex (the person causing the dimensional void)
It is now commonly used as a put down to someone who says or does something dumb or to insult a generally uninteligent person.
Dumb person: "I beleive in ghosts"
Avrg person: "Thats a shame, try not be an IQ vortex when there are so many people around"
Dumb Person: "The federal government should have more authority in our lives"
Avrg Person: "HEY IQ VORTEX: please do the country a favor and never vote you fat prick"
Dumb Person: "lol"
Avrg Person: "I wish aids just squirted you in the face for typing that; you ignorant IQ vortex"
See also: idiot dumbass vortex IQ IQ Visor
Avrg person: "Thats a shame, try not be an IQ vortex when there are so many people around"
Dumb Person: "The federal government should have more authority in our lives"
Avrg Person: "HEY IQ VORTEX: please do the country a favor and never vote you fat prick"
Dumb Person: "lol"
Avrg Person: "I wish aids just squirted you in the face for typing that; you ignorant IQ vortex"
See also: idiot dumbass vortex IQ IQ Visor
by Dr Wilkins III June 6, 2007