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Well known Fictional Drug Dealer and slippery Bastard from the town of Swinford in Ireland, Aparently moves "ounces of Hash from Sligo to Galway 24/7" he enjoys "keeping it real" and making "Savage Dance tunes" he is known to have a crew of accomplices including "The Dragon" and "Stateside"

He is often seen "Cruisin' round te' town doing Laps" while playing the same Dance song over and over (The Launch by DJ Jean)

Wears Trademark Cobra T-Shirt and Shades
Very Popular character in the Irish Comedy "Hardy Bucks"
"the viper, he's only about two hand higher then a duck. He's only a Wanker like"

"the Viper is snakey bastard...he's almost Reptilian in his movements"
by CC (IRL) August 13, 2009