Unicorns are amazing, sparkling creatures. They're magical and very lovable! Unicorns are the most amazing creature EVER & if you don't believe in them you're crazy! They're kind of like majestic, sparkly horses with a horn on the top of their head. YAY UNICORNS!
by TotesAGirlyGirl April 6, 2016
A unicorn is a mystical creature with a colorful series of patterns on there body and in there hair. they have there own secret lands and language. hehehehehe. they have magical powers and spread good vibes along with dreams. they also travel in packs and can fly!!🦄
by londonon March 16, 2017
Kindergarten Teacher on the first day of school: All right kids, lesson one, Unicorns are imaginary. Lesson two...
by Eastern Wildebeest March 18, 2017
Its when you place a hard penis on someones forehead. The balls will also be resting on their head. It resembles a unicorn. Placing a soft penis on someones head is baby unicorning. And if this takes place in a pool or water it is known as narwhaling.
During a party you find a passed out person and place your hard dick on their forehead, balls at the base of the forehead, this is known as unicorning.
by KPUSF January 17, 2014
by tomorrowtomorrow December 7, 2015
n. YOU-ni-corn
A unicorn is a magical animal that can only be seen by the purest of the pure-hearted. Ancient accounts suggest that unicorns look like a horse with a spiraled horn protruding from the middle of its forehead. Not to be confused with a Pegasus.
Unicorns are majestic creatures, and some say that from one touch of their horn, they can heal anything.
A more modern twist to the mythological beast is that unicorns can fly without wings. Instead, they are propelled by the rainbows they fart out. They have been known to sneeze skittles and poop ice cream, and eat anything with sugar in it.
A unicorn must never be captured, as when it is, it turns into something looking like a large, orange, slimy object with one eye and a toupee. If this happens, it means that the unicorn has lost all their magical abilities and their will to live, along with their beauty and their brains, so they are basically a lump o slime and nothing else.
Luckily, as the purest or the pure-hearted never do such things, this has never happened, but if you do see someone attempting to push a large, neighing, invisible mass into a cage, then please stop them, as it is debated that the capture of a unicorn will lead to the destruction of humanity.
A unicorn is a magical animal that can only be seen by the purest of the pure-hearted. Ancient accounts suggest that unicorns look like a horse with a spiraled horn protruding from the middle of its forehead. Not to be confused with a Pegasus.
Unicorns are majestic creatures, and some say that from one touch of their horn, they can heal anything.
A more modern twist to the mythological beast is that unicorns can fly without wings. Instead, they are propelled by the rainbows they fart out. They have been known to sneeze skittles and poop ice cream, and eat anything with sugar in it.
A unicorn must never be captured, as when it is, it turns into something looking like a large, orange, slimy object with one eye and a toupee. If this happens, it means that the unicorn has lost all their magical abilities and their will to live, along with their beauty and their brains, so they are basically a lump o slime and nothing else.
Luckily, as the purest or the pure-hearted never do such things, this has never happened, but if you do see someone attempting to push a large, neighing, invisible mass into a cage, then please stop them, as it is debated that the capture of a unicorn will lead to the destruction of humanity.
Some believe that Donald Trump is a captured unicorn.
If you see a flying horse with a horn pooping rainbows, it is probably a unicorn.
If you see a flying horse with a horn pooping rainbows, it is probably a unicorn.
by LittleMissLily May 7, 2017
kid: oh look mom its a sparkly horse!
mom: oh no sweetie thats a unicorn.
teenager: nope.. that has to be edward cullen as a horse...
mom: oh no sweetie thats a unicorn.
teenager: nope.. that has to be edward cullen as a horse...
by blllleeeeeeeeeeep May 18, 2011