Largest college campus in the US---The University of Texas at Austin. 50k+ students. Hook 'em Horns
by hctz October 22, 2003
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Short for uterus. A derogatory term for describing a woman, as it implies that her only useful purpose is producing offspring.
Jane's only talent is having kids. She's a real ute.
by Jake in NYC January 11, 2006
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Utes is the spoken form of the acronym 'Utf' meaning 'up to fucks'.

'Utf' evolved into Utes because of the obvious difficulty in saying 'Utf' as a single word easily in conversation. Utes originates in Christchurch, New Zealand.

Utes is used generally to describe a person or situation that doesn't fulfill any purpose and therefore does nothing.
'Man that guy is so utes, he doesn't do anything'
'This party is utes, there's no one here'
by fustguy June 14, 2014
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The mascot for the University of Utah. Huge rival of BYU even though it isn't much of a rivalry because the Utes win every time. Where you can get a REAL education in Utah, unlike the team down south (BYU) where it is just a place to meet your husband. The original BCS Busters.
The Utes really kicked BYU's ass in football.
by Lins72 July 11, 2009
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Short for "Unreal Tournament", or any of its sequels.
Man, I raped you all at UT last night.
by Josh February 11, 2003
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UT is the University of Tennessee (est 1794), not the University of Texas (est 1883). UT was a school before Texas was a state...a state in whice Tennessee founded I might add. The University of Texas was refered to as 'TU' (and still is by UT and Texas A&M)until they decided how much cooler UT sounded and decided that is what they wanted their school to be called. TU has attempted to steal UT's logos (the interlocked UT symbol and the Power T),and colors (TU is burnt orange and white while UT is hunting orange and white. UT was also orange and white first), and traditions even though Tennessee was voted #1 football weekend by Sports Illistrated in 2005, and UT's sporting facilities seat more people and sell more tickets annually than any TU sport. I'm surprised they haven't changed their school fight song to Rocky Top. UT is the University of Tennessee. Get your facts right bitches. Don't believe me...go to UTsports.com
Rocky Top you'll always be,
home sweet home to me (and the REAL UT),
good ole Rocky Top,
Rocky Top, Tennessee
by Alan Parks April 4, 2006
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UTS: University of Sydney, controversially suggested to be the best university in Sydney, as unlike it's neighbour (cough Sydney Uni), it doesn't pretend to be a swanky, British cast-off, but instead actually attempts to teach things that would benefit a person living in Australia.

Known by other uni's through the heart-warming, loving chant of S-L-U-T-S; UTS, has come to be seen as the forefront of technical innovation within uni's, to the extent that, when enrolling for subjects, it usually only takes between 36-72 hours to log onto the server.
Student #1: UTS is the greatest university ever!
Student #2: Yeah, I've finally enrolled in my subjects for next year, the server wasn't even as flooded as usual, so it only took me 2 and a half days!
Sydney Uni student: S-L-U-T-S!!!
by 36hours November 25, 2009
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