Have your girl leap across the room into your arms and then carelessly let her slip and smash her head on the coffee table. Then pick her up, take a shit all over the floor, and drop her head first onto the carpet while you flail around like a complete pussy. Then go fuck an entire city.
Bonus points if you complete The Tony Romo and have the nerve to attend the Pro Bowl afterwards.
by j4s0nn January 18, 2007