Therapist

Someone that people on Urban Dictionary really need.

Go visit a therapist now if you’re reading this

by hydrofungus July 28, 2023

Therapist

someone who gets payed to here you bitch about your feelings, wants your money, and in general, is a big gay Faggot.

"why don't you cry to your therapist you fucking homo!"

by montana is gay February 6, 2004

Therapist

a bitch who listens to you gab and gab, and acts like your mother when she says she won't do that

"my therapist is s second mother to me...not good"

by Tessa July 17, 2004

Therapist

Normally known as a registered doctor who treats physiological issues within yourself, a Therapist is also known as “The Rapist”.

When used as “The Rapist”, the appropriate context to use it would be to describe a sexually-centered individual.

Also can be used interchangeably with perverted.

Note that this could make a wonderful inside joke around individuals unaware of the true meaning of "Therapist".

Girl 1: "Ooh, girl, you know that all that boy ever thinks about is sex!"

Girl 2: "Yeah, he's a therapist!"

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Guy 1: "That chick keeps on smacking my butt every day she sees me!"

Guy 2: "Yo, that's because she's a freaking therapist!"

by WowzerzGurl November 18, 2010

Therapist

Someone rich betas and hoes pay tons of money to tell them sweet lies

After getting fucked and dumped by hundreds of guys, Angel has been visiting a therapist to make her feel she's special.

by Chaxxx February 24, 2019

Therapist

The weird smug woman who thinks she knows it all, because of some bullshit licensures that now make her talk out of her ass to hand out bs embellished labels. Usually a fucktard sophomaniac you can find spitting out labels so you'll be illusioned she's a genius with her bs rhetoric almost like a cult leader to fuck with your mind.

Therapist "You are disilllioned. Client "No, weird lady just bitter from you idiots. Therapist " You are non compliant."

by Egosdeathdoor March 30, 2022

therapist friend

The friend of a friend group that let's people vent to them but no one ever listens to the therapist friend.

Sarah let's me talk about my problems to her. She's definitely the therapist friend.

by Sable135 September 16, 2021