Big Swede

An abnormally large head

Lee Gardner has a big swede

by Roger Winnets March 28, 2003

Swede-ophile

Slang for swedish paedophile. First coined in 1998 by Carl Thomson, member of the labour cabinet, after he resigned due to alcohol problems.

Carl Thomson's Friend: "The opposition is probably a swedish paedophile."
Carl Thomson: "You mean like ... A Swede-ophile?"

by Kenneth Dark-e April 9, 2007

Swede Blood

A mixed drink featuring Svedka and red mixer that combines the alcohol's country of origin with the color of the drink (anything from Mountain Dew:Code Red to Hawaiian Punch will do as mixer as long as it is clearly red)

(Person 1) We're drinking Swede Blood tonight!

(Person 2) We're drinking the blood of a man from Sweden?

(Person 1) Nah, it's a drink man!

by SwagySwagySwag May 1, 2014

Chinese Swede

A derogatory term for Finnish people, based off the fact that Finns are related to Laplanders who have Asiatic features.

In the 1920's you may have seen a sign sing "no Chinese Swedes allowed."

by Gogel the Nick August 5, 2022

Party Swede

That type of Swede/Norwegian that plays Old School RuneScape while drinking beers on Discord.

Im Brage is a total party swede

by Meny_OSRS June 22, 2022

Sweding

Sweding, To Swede, verb.
The act of -punishing- ungreatful (or any kind of disbehavior from) suckers, preferably Swedish citizens (in cetrain cases, may also apply to other nationalities, in no way of a racial, but descriptive matter.)

Because of your recent provoking disbehavior, you will have to take the consequences, which in this case means being objected to Sweding.

by Oink September 22, 2003

meat swede

Term used to describe somebodies head. The term is only used for individuals who have an abnormally large or fat head. Hence it being a "meaty" head.

(boy crosses a ball in football / soccer)

Rick (Shouts) - Oi Matt - get your Meat Swede on that lad!

by RickyRocket September 15, 2006