A french spread is a delightful assortment of cheeses arrayed on the inner thigh of a person. This spread must be picked up via the tongue, and the plate must be licked clean when the cheese is finished.
The cheese monger had acquired a nice meunster to finish the french spread.
by theevanshow December 2, 2014
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When a black girl spreads her legs and shows off her nasty brown cooch.
LaQuisha gave her baby daddy Khyrawn the ghetto spread after he got out of jail
by swim_shady May 15, 2023
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Ghetto spread is an accented form of manspread. More frequently than manspread, ghetto spread is used by women - especially ghetto-kind of gals who don't mind being called "hoe" or "trash". The extent of the spread depends on the time of the month - one way or the opposite way, depending on the level of street credibility at stake.
You don't have to do ghetto spread, your glossy skin reveals the missed weeks of shower.

I need to exercise to become more flexible. Otherwise it's not obvious I'm in for a ghetto spread. Others might think it's my hanging belly pushing my legs wide apart.
by PseudoYo March 13, 2023
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The amount of whores one man can have at one night in a strip club.
"Dude, did you see his whore-spread last night? Phenomenal!"

"Yo, my friend said he would cover my whore-spread tonight! Idiot!"
by Stallser November 8, 2011
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A term used in British Parliamentary which is based on Matt Caito(famously known as fast speaking man). It's used to refer to when you matter dump in a speech and speak very quickly to do so.
"I was caito spreading so bad in that debate the adj had to unmute to ask me to slow down."
by wasteland-peace October 7, 2023
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The act of pulling ones buttcheeks apart until maximal spread is achieved.
Yo Josh! What happened with that Chelsea girl you brought back from the party?

It was ace, she did a full spread for me!
by Ylloz February 3, 2016
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