The act of "spooning" with the intent of turning into the act of sex. Usually by use of an erection while spooning.
I woke up this morning to my boyfriend sporking me, which of course lead to sex.
by Lord Rader May 10, 2011
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1. In the fooly cooly series, it means Cleavage. Feel free to yell it out whenever you see huge tits.

2. A spoon and a fork combined to make the ultimate TV dinner experience!
1. *Stacked girl walks by* "SPORK!"

2. Thank god for this spork. Now I don't have to reach my fat ass across the room!
by flclimax1 March 2, 2008
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Having sex in a spooning position.

It's spooning, plus forking.
We were cuddling in bed, but he had morning wood and we totally ended up sporking before work.
by Wachel Bwady February 8, 2009
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1. A crossbreed between the fork and the spoon invented in the 1940's to handle a crisis in Japan.
2.Alternate uses:weapons for countries who can't afford guns, Sporkinator (action figure), and hang from rear view mirrors
In modern society, it is important to ensure that you do not offend anyone with your spork. So please, only use sporks when the meal calls for them. Serving sporks with no suitable alternative is not acceptable when soups or sauces are a dominant portion of the meal in question.

As far as placesetting with your spork, simply substitute the dinner fork with the spork, leaving the knife and the salad fork present (eat lettuce with a spork? never!). You may wish to leave the spoon present in case their are "spork-ignorant" guests.

When using a spork to eat mashed potatoes out of a styrofoam container, it is common courtesy to leave a little "spork waste" at the bottom rather than scrape the styrofoam with the spork to get every last morsel. If you must have every little bit of potato, please use your finger.
by kevin February 21, 2004
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An eating utensil that is not a good spoon and not a good fork. Can also be used when referring to someone that is below average or mediocre at an activity.
Lindsay Lohan is a real spork on the big screen.
by MizzouTigers February 3, 2012
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The mocking/critiquing of a Mary Sue character found in any fandom. Often done on livejournal.com. Can be combined with Bleeprin (to relieve the headaches after reading them) and Brain Bleach (to remove them completely.)
Bella: Did you see that American!Werewolf!Transfer Sue on Deleterius? The sporking was hilarious!

Enelya: No, but I found this really dumb Legomance on fanfiction.net last night.

Bella: Yeah, you sent me the link. I need brain bleach!
by Bella the Cool March 17, 2006
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