When a woman is being penetrated orally, anally and vaginally at the same time whilst wanking two men off standing by her sides.
I was lucky enough to come home from school and witness my mum performing the three hole skier with my father and his 4 mates from the pub.
by Chris Robertson August 12, 2006
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When your shit is soggy and acts as a ski on the inside of your toilet and leaves skid marks or a ski trail as it heads down into the toilet hole.
Yo dude why is there poo stains all around the toilet?

Sorry man I forgot to tell you I was a shit skier.
by The Coon or Mysterion April 4, 2009
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A pointless hatred of snowboarders by skiers and skiers by snowboarders. The people who argue who’s better are too stupid to see that they are both dicks no matter how you spin it.
Person 1: god I hate skiers so much!
Person 2: well snowboarders suck worse!
normal people in the distance: this skiers vs snowboarders thing sucks ass, I just wanna have fun on the mountain!
by John shaunnery April 14, 2023
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When someone applies the woman's vaginal fluids post-ejaculation on the feet and then proceeds to glide on the floor, akin to a skier
Jessica was amazed that Marco could still do the funky skier after 3 hours of sex
by Strelok_86 May 30, 2023
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A derogatory term used to describe those of Moroccan decent
“Look at Adam, he’s a dune skier
by Connor David Toomey April 20, 2023
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1. He spent twenty minutes telling me about the double black runs he nailed. fucking Thredbo Skier

2. That cunt in the sports car just totally cut me off. What a fucking Thredbo Skier, cunt.
1. He spent twenty minutes telling me about the double black runs he nailed. fucking Thredbo Skier.

2. That cunt in the sports car just totally cut me up. What a fucking Thredbo Skier cunt
by PenaltyPuller April 28, 2019
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When a woman has a penis in her mouth, vagina and anus. Plus she also has a penis in each hand. Airtight with poles.
We had five guys over for my wife’s birthday. She took care of all them at the same time. She was underwater skier!
by Claymax2 December 12, 2021
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