12 definitions by Claymax2

Pepper Rapist

When the server at the restaurant forces “Fresh Ground Pepper” onto your meal.

I just wanted the salt shaker, but the Pepper Rapist came over and put 5 pounds of pepper on my salad against my will.

by Claymax2 December 1, 2017

yellow iron

Swinger slang for Cialis. Erectile dysfunction medicine that is yellow and makes your penis rigid. Play on the slang for heavy construction equipment such as a bulldozer.

We have ten couples and two unicorns at the sex club tonight. I'm going to need some yellow iron to keep up with this crowd.

by Claymax2 July 27, 2017

underwater skier

When a woman has a penis in her mouth, vagina and anus. Plus she also has a penis in each hand. Airtight with poles.

We had five guys over for my wife’s birthday. She took care of all them at the same time. She was underwater skier!

by Claymax2 December 12, 2021

Porn Scat

Making the music soundtrack of a porn movie just using your vocal skills.

Lenny was talking about moving a dryer for the hot neighbor. As he told the story, I laid down some porn scat to accompany it.

by Claymax2 April 24, 2023

Cumiar

When you cum on a cracker for someone to eat.

I’m not sure which I prefer on my Ritz cracker, caviar, or my husbands cum. It is so enjoyable I call it cumiar.

by Claymax2 May 15, 2023

swinger ring

A black ring worn on the right ring finger. This indicates that the couple is a swinger.

Look at them....they have the keys on the bar and their swinger rings on. I bet she has a hotwife anklet on too.

by Claymax2 February 27, 2021

stupidemic

When a large group of people are engaging in behavior that is less than smart. An epidemic of stupidity.

LL I want to do is park my car, but this Costco parking lot is in the midst of a stupidemic.

by Claymax2 February 20, 2022