schedule

A word often effiminitely mispronounced by elitists or pseudo-elitists, often faking, or using a real, British accent. The pronunciation of this word is: 'sKedyool' as opposed to the artsy and stupid: 'sHedyool.'
Proof of this finding is two fold. Firstly there is NO other commonly used, non-generic, English word which starts with 'sch' pronounced with the 'sh' sound. Secondly, any 'sh' word in the English language starts with those same two letters: 'sh' - for those reading this who pronounce 'schedule' 'sKedyool' I had to repeat the obvious!

'sh' words pronounced with the 'sh' sound:
shoe, shot, shit, should, sheik, shook, shoot, shew, shrew, shrewed, shell, she, shore, shone, shop, shall, sheep, sheen +++

Examples of 'sch' words pronounced with the 'sh' sound: ?

Examples of 'sch' words pronounced with the 'sk' sound:
school, schizophrenic, scheme, schematic, scholar, scholastic, schedule +++

Indeed there are words with the 'sh' sound which start with 'sch' but are derivitives or generic words from another language. Examples are: schnapps (Dutch), Schneider (German name), schnitzel (European cut of meat.)

In closing - to best exemplify this - try using the word 'schizophrenic' in a sentence using the 'sh' sound.

Max: *with a thick English accent* "I heard that Arthur's son does not attend Eton because he is a 'shitsophrenic.'
Scott: "Indeed he does not attend Eton; but not because he is a 'skitsophrenic' but because he doesn't want to be around assholes like you who pronounce 'skedyool' 'shedyool!"

by psiscott April 11, 2006

SCHEDULATE

To coordinate schedules or calendars in order to set an appointment, event, or the like.

We need to speak to the rest of the family so we can schedulate the reunion.

by paralegaltech July 21, 2011

schedule

Jeff Foxworthy redneck word for scared you

If you ever saw a ghost that schedule so bad you'd shit in your pants

by Paul May 20, 2004

Schedule

word to describe an absolute moron, who hangs out with far too many VB's.

Lewd, crude and indelicate.

You are such a schedule

by schedule September 14, 2004

the schedule

something you may or may not be put on depending on the color of your skin. this sked-you-hule is an important piece of paper in the deli/pizza industry. if your boss is mustafa, you should just kiss your ass goodbye.

"Hi, Im here for the schedule"
"You are not on this sked-you-hule"

by XjimmyX May 1, 2005

Strength of Schedule

term used, often in America Football, particularly College Football, in describing the difficulty of opponents a team has faced. The harder the S.O.S., the better as the team is more likely to be pardoned for losing games if they typically face better opponents.

Ohio State beat out Baylor and TCU to grab the fourth and final spot of the 2014 college football playoffs because Ohio State had a better strength of schedule as well as out of conference schedule. So though all three had lost one game each, the committee believed Ohio State's strength of schedule warranted them being awarded the final spot in the rankings.

by DuanCulo aka Duante Amorculo December 10, 2014

sleep schedule

Something many teenagers do not have; or are very messed up. Often aquired during adulthood when you actually need to get up and do things and not just scroll through twitter at 3 am

" mia had no sleep schedule during the school year due to homework and sports"

"my sleep schedule is completely nonexistent"

by Mdiddlediddle March 18, 2017