"As Anthony sat there quitely with both cheeks of his firm, little buttocks clench as tightly as could be, he could not hold this eli roth any longer and soiled himself with great embarrassment"
Thomas Hardy - 'Desperate Remedies' 1871.
Thomas Hardy - 'Desperate Remedies' 1871.
by Tel Mibson December 29, 2011
That one druggie high school dropout who's really smart but really fucking dumb at the same time. He's a huge crackhead, and is probably high on ten different drugs as we speak. He goes by "Matt" and likes to surf with his girlfriend named Sara but can barely catch a wave. His alcohol tolerance is ridiculously high and he should have died a really long time ago. Even though he's 18, he lives with his parents and works at a couple nerd jobs which help him earn the money to take his girlfriend to dinner so he doesn't have to steal it. If you meet Matthew in person, he will probably try to sell you some stolen vodka and cheap crack- beware.
I was hanging out with Matt Roth the other day. Did you know that the first time he smoked weed was when he was 5?
Have you heard of that kid Matthew who dropped out last year? What a fucking crackhead.
ABC news: High schooler: "Matthew Roth" streaks across a local football field for clout.
Have you heard of that kid Matthew who dropped out last year? What a fucking crackhead.
ABC news: High schooler: "Matthew Roth" streaks across a local football field for clout.
by shitrabbit November 22, 2019
Straight outta Philly, one of the best rappers out there. Many think "I Love College" is what he's all about. Not true. All his true fans know that Asher is the deepest out there and he is much more than "I Love College." Don't think he's deep? Just listen to: G.R.I.N.D.; You Are You; A Milli; Just Listen; etc. Never discriminates. Cares about change, cares about people and the world. Likes to party hard, but hey, who doesn't? Some are haters, others say he's the most legit out there.
Think what you want. Ash is Ash. Real man, won't change for anyone or anything.
Think what you want. Ash is Ash. Real man, won't change for anyone or anything.
Girl 1: Hey do you know bout Asher Roth
Girl 2: Oh, you mean the most real and legit rapper out there?
Girl 2: Oh, you mean the most real and legit rapper out there?
by SandSloveAsh July 29, 2010
by Roth Boys February 8, 2009
by Cunttfup October 30, 2017
A white rapper from the burbs, very sexy. his middle name is paul. He can be pretty deep besides the whole "i love college" song. He cares about the future, and change. if you do not think he is deep go listen to his song "just listen". He was studying to be a elementry teacher. He has the most beautiful eyes. Oh and he loves weed.
girl #1: you know that guy asher roth?
girl #2: the all around perfect guy and great rapper?
girl #3: yeah, i love him!
girl #2: the all around perfect guy and great rapper?
girl #3: yeah, i love him!
by chillgirl November 30, 2009