River is a very kind and sweet human. She loves to write, exercise, and learn Japanese. She has an obsession with MCR and anything to do with outer space. She hates her body but encourages others to love theirs. She loves cats and aliens and music. She can’t eat spicy food. She loves boba tea. She loves life and wants to exist happily. She has a stuffed dog she loves
River is sad but still gorgeous
River is me.
River is sad but still gorgeous
River is me.
by InsertPseudonymHereLol May 17, 2019
by Nichole R. September 1, 2008
An extremely sexy american boy. All girls love him and all guys want to be him. He is always the most popular person in the crowd.
by thebeast000 July 8, 2011
Rivers are usually fine af and there cute and when they smile man it’s like ur heart just explodes!!! He’s a total sweetheart but kind of a heartbreaker but doesn’t mean to be. He’s shy until u get to know him and he for sure isn’t shy on Snapchat if he’s into you. And sometimes he will leave you on delivered fora whileeee :( you love him!
by Sksksskdefinition October 22, 2019
The loss of a winning poker hand on the very last card dealt; it is frequently followed by shock, tears, and a severe need to blow things/people up. (Halo, anyone?)
3:36pm All in preflop...equal hands...I hit a better hand on flop and turn and get rivered by my arch nemesis. Anybody with the name of Sandy that you happen to know, go ahead and punch him/her in the face for me. thx...
by n00b August 8, 2004
A sexy man who everyone loves, but makes rumors about. He gets angry easily but the anger goes away eventually.
by rivvvvvvv December 8, 2017
usually defined as a flowing body of water.
This person is often slippery like team rocket evading Ash Ketchum and their life is often as eventful as the show Riverdale!
This person is often slippery like team rocket evading Ash Ketchum and their life is often as eventful as the show Riverdale!
A)Have u heard that river has a new partner?
B)NO I haven't I really need to watch the new episode of Riverdale!
A)ye catching up with river is always eventful...
B)NO I haven't I really need to watch the new episode of Riverdale!
A)ye catching up with river is always eventful...
by cElLo+cat= mY lIFe December 26, 2022