Going on and on about a stupid and worthless subject that no ones interested in anyway
I was watching TV the other day when I saw two hundred rough looking gentlemen nab a round chunck of popcorn before eating a nasty child before 5oo stupid youths had run out the door to greet grandpa dumbhead and that was it because dumbhead had a laser guided RPG that nailed each of them in the forehead and blew off their appendages in a bloody splash and coated the doorway with a crimson liquid that ran down to the floor and pooled in the sewer where more than two million rats lived, but they weren't hungry.
by Sourbread February 2, 2005
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The opening paragraph of a very long email or document.
Noah's email was so long, I barely got through the pre-ramble.
by glargy August 29, 2014
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Post-ramble is the portion of the Constitution that nobody really pays attention to, while also seeming to drag on to no end. Besides having been altered numerous times, the post-ramble takes a back seat to the more heatedly debated Bill of Rights, and other amendments, as well as the Preamble.
Bob: Did you know that at one time, Black people were considered 3/5 of a person?

Ted: Yes, but it doesn't matter anyway. First, that was amended, and secondly, it was in the Post-ramble, so it isn't like it would really be discussed.
by Frank Earnest June 17, 2011
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He never seems to settle down because he is a rambling man .
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A word pioneered by plaqueboymax. The word usually depicts a person who talks alot or someone who talks on things that are not on topic.

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Person 1: I got aborted at 6 years old while driving Godzillla's tail right before he gave birth to king kong

Person 2: This nigga is a ramble god
by GOOGAARUUUUEEEE September 1, 2022
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When you find yourself rambling at the keyboard, typing an email that takes almost an hour because you type a paragraph, stop for a minute, go back type another paragraph and so on...

You'll know you're ramble typing when you catch yourself starting every paragraph with, "So anyways.."
Chad: "...and that's about all I've been doing lately.

So anyways, ya lately it's just been basically that; just sittin around yknow, masturbating to the home shopping network, whippin' up Digiorno's all day. Basic stuff.

But ya, pretty much just that. Not much else... So anyways,..."

Chet: Goddamn this fool's ramble typing...
by Rawb Eytch January 5, 2010
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1. Rambling (pronounced "rambling”) it’s a, best described as, kinda. Um, you know; when you do, like, talk & stuff for things, I mean about things, lol. It’s about how you can talk about things to talk about, not for things, huh? That could have sounded bad. Haha, lucky I’ve cleared that up... So, alright. When people or ‘persons’ are rambling on, they can have a lot of trouble maintaining concentration on their own conversation, which could be really hard for other people to read. Not to all people, but many, but not all. Like this one guy I knew from high school. He sorta really didn’t talk much, but when he did talk, it was a bit confusing to try & understand & follow what he was trying to, um, like, make you understand what he was trying to understand. And you felt really bad asking him to repeat. So you had to listen really hard & try to get everything first time, but if not you could just nod accordingly when he looked at you.
So, um. Yer! I think that’s everything covered.

2. Uhhhh, dunno. Not really that sure.
1. huh? Why are you rambling aimlessly?
2. Hmm, okay. Thanks for not rambling aimlessly.
by thisisevidence March 6, 2010
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