President

The basis for ridicule where people who think all of life's problems will vanish just like that simply because it's someone else. Truth be told, it matters not who in hell you are because if problems were so easy to resolve then I'd be rich. Presidents are simply officials chosen to preside over a meeting or assembly. They are not some miracle-working messiah that we can accuse of shenanigans everytime they're unable to accomplish a goal on the first day. I would not expect to see Obama fly out of his office window in Superman's outfit and clean up the oil spill manually himself.

Person1: Well there's another world crisis. I'm sure the president will get to it eventually.
Person2: He promised there would be change. You know what? This guy's a phony!
Person1: Now that's just rude and ignorant!
Person2: Hey everybody, this guy's a great big fat phony!

by DarkSpyda04 June 9, 2010

president

see also, liar/asshole/dictator

the president says were free, haha!!! crock o shit

by ... May 19, 2003

President

Persident (n.) (1) A person in a place of high status, but not necessarily power. (2) A person promoted to the highest level of incompetence, ususally though a 'democratic' election. (3) the HMFIC of a country or region. (4) Someone who would rather lay on in intern than a bed. (see also: clinton) (5) sucker.

"The president of the United States is the second most powerful person in the world, right next to the captian of a US nuclear missle submarine."

by Cunjo July 22, 2004

president

$$$, there's jefferson, washington...

#1: *hands #2 some cash*
#2: "wrond president yo! hand me tha benjamins!"

by jasmine April 29, 2002

president

a penis, cock, schlong, goat, tallywhacker, purple-headed puding flinger, frank, sausage, whang, dong, meat, you get the idea

hey baby say hello to the president

by brokenrecords33 August 24, 2006

preside

When a girl describes a massive dick and was schooled by it

Omg, the preside on the guy I was with last night was fucking outrageous

by Balls and ACT 3000 February 26, 2016

President

A term used to greet, identify, or describe a black person. President now replaces the commonly-used word "nigga". See http://www.presidentplease.com for more information and examples.

You know you my #1 president.

by panicatthebisco February 23, 2009