Corporations are a platypus The government's a platypus Your teacher is a platypus Society's a platypus My parents are a platypus The media's a platypus It's all just propaganda We've all got platypus controlling us.
by Bman2007 September 9, 2020
Look at that stupid platypus!
by wwacker September 12, 2005
A strange fail of nature. As god was creating a beaver, a duck was standing on top of the beaver and they became morphed together, thus creating the platypus. (I think.)
by Alexander Hova July 8, 2013
by bdarr22 September 19, 2010
Mother natures way of saying, "I made this thing out of spare parts on the workshop floor, and it can still fucking kill you, hahaha!!!"
Look! It's Perry the Platypus
by mrginger2905 March 13, 2015
A waterfowl, with a variety of species, most-namely, the duck-billed.
A noble creature, that no one would ever make fun of except for Kevin Smith, like when he had nothing better to say at the beginning of Dogma.
A noble creature, that no one would ever make fun of except for Kevin Smith, like when he had nothing better to say at the beginning of Dogma.
Kevin Smith must have been attacked by a platypus as a small child, in addition to all the other stuff that happened.
by pythonspam November 7, 2003
A simple statement meaning both good and bad at the same time, as made popular in the practice of whaleism.
by Nydwyngreendragon April 29, 2004