The Philippines is a home of family-oriented people. Also home of people who love to laugh. Wether it's war or they're having a miserable life, they'll find time to laugh. Also a home of poeple who love exotic dining such as bloatfish (which are deadly and poisonous), isaw or animal intestines, balut or slightly-matured duck eggs and many more.
AND, the pople in the Philippines are very hygenic. Except maybe people living in squatters' area. But it's not often that you visit a country where people take a bath once or twice a day and some even three times. And, they use pails and water rather than tissue paper because it is much CLEANER. Using water is MUCH cleaner rather than using tissue paper becaused more bacteria is left and you cannot clean thoroughly.
Police: WARNING! Never let people who use toilet paper sit on your lap! Do like the Philippines does!
by siraulongnaypi July 26, 2006
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My mom's home country.

The Philippines was discovered by Magellan in the late 1500s for King Philop of Spain, until Magellan wore out his welcome in the Philippines and got his ass cut off and died from the natives. The Philippines is really named after the king of Spain, was also colonized by Spain at one time then later it was taken over by the Americans. Then during World War II the Japanese took control. The Philippines is also the only nation in most of Asia to be Chirstain and have a mix of many different types of cultures. The Philippines is also known to be the "Peral of the Orient."

A place I want to visit someday as soon as this War on Terrorism is over.
"My country Philippines is kickass so back off you damn Spanard!"
by phantom5 July 4, 2005
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Philippines is a nice country.Kalibo Aklan is a nice place with their Street Parades(Ati Ati Han) and is a gateway to Boracay Beach, a magnet to tourists and divers.It is a clean beach and the water feels great!The boat tours are exciting,too!
by Snowswipes March 15, 2007
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An archipelago located somewhere in SE Asia.

The Philippines is an ASIAN COUNTRY, check the records.

Member of ASEAN (Association of South East Asian Nations), to futher stress my point.
by Sixto July 11, 2006
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It's the country of intelligence, beauty and charm whereas almost all of the people are hardworking and very nationalistic.
Are you from the Philippines? Why? It's because you are very clever, nice and artistic.
by chapsbryan November 11, 2006
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A) Asia's banana republic(alt coconut)
B) 2nd largest archipelago in the world
C) a true melting pot of Asian,Hispanic and American cultures/values/genes!!!!
A-1945-Highest GNP per capita of countries in the Orient..2003-now behind Thailand and Malaysia despite tens of billions of us aid..also huge endemic graft/corruption issue...illegal drug exports..guerillas.....Catholic bueracracy...can anybody say Colombia in SE asia!!!
B) big archipelago...largest being Indonesia over 7100 islands at last count
C) Most surnames Spanish with much of the national language..Tagalog heavily influenced by Spanish(colonized by Spain at roughly the same time and duration as Mexico!!!)..descended from Malyayo/Polynesian seafarers...most recently colonized by Americanos...(walk down any street here "Hey Joe" as in GI....leading to the exotic blending of the Pinoy/ay today
by vincent January 22, 2004
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Home of the nicest people on earth. They have many talents and they seem to never be mean. People from the Philippines are also Good, Hard working, Caring, loving, and a lot more of good things.
John: I'm going to the Philippines for summer vacation next week!

Jeff: Awesome! I've been there before. They have really nice people.
by FilipinoPerson June 4, 2009
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