Pulling a Philadelphia Eagles is going to prison for three felonies and getting at least 100 years as minimum punishment.
by The Homeless One May 8, 2023
by Punkhead May 26, 2005
A football team that has no life, its fan's always say that the Dallas Cowboys fans suck when in fact they have NO Superbowl wins and Dallas has 5. They say we choke...How bout when they faced the raiders in the 1980s for the Superbowl and lost, or when they faced the giants recently and LOST for the Superbowl.
Man 1 (eagles Fan) : "Hey man I fell asleep before the Philadelphia Eagles VS Dallas Cowboys game who won?"
Man 2 (No favorite team): "Who do you think?"
Man 1 (eagles Fan): "...Dallas?"
Man 2 (No favorite team): "42-0, Dallas"
Man 2 (No favorite team): "Who do you think?"
Man 1 (eagles Fan): "...Dallas?"
Man 2 (No favorite team): "42-0, Dallas"
by DallasCowboys123 October 26, 2009
by Tonio31 August 18, 2006
The Philadelphia Eagles are the second best american football team next to the New England Patriots. They are both owned by friends who happen to be Jewish. Both owners met at a camp as youths in the catskill mountain range.
The ultimate goal of the two owners is to pull as much money out of the fans as possible. The winning of championships is secondary to the money that must be made.
Lucky for the owners much of the fans consist of salisman and testemorphs.
The ultimate goal of the two owners is to pull as much money out of the fans as possible. The winning of championships is secondary to the money that must be made.
Lucky for the owners much of the fans consist of salisman and testemorphs.
by A Palumbo August 27, 2007
Flying debris and other garbage (most notably plastic trash bags) caught by the wind and flung into trees in the very windy and very filthy streets of Philadelphia, PA.
We used to play a game growing up in Philly, count the Eagles in the trees as you walked down your road. If there were more than 10 Philadelphia Eagles in your block, you lived in the ghetto.
by OneCheese March 14, 2012
Football team that got lucky and actually made it to the super bowl, and lost disgracefully to the english patriots. Though they were winning at first the patriots were just fucking around with them until they got bored and started to beat the living shit outta there asses.
by arturo rosas April 29, 2005