Bob: Why is everyone asking about peter parker

Jerry: Who even is that?
by FruitBatz March 19, 2022
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when you have sex with a girl in a spiderman outfit, then return later on in the day with no outfit on. and have sex with her again acting like you never met her.
by tkifr February 17, 2008
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A man who has parked (not driven) his penis for a very long time.
Jack Hoffa is definitely a Peter Parker. He hasn't fucked a woman for 7 years!
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A man blows his load up someone's ass, and then forces them to squirt it back out. This is all done in front of the american flag.
Tim gave Vicki a Peter Parker. It was not a pretty sight.
by TheMungDugglers February 28, 2010
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An abnormality that affects nice good looking smart guys that prevents them from ever getting the girl or anything they feel that they deserve. They tend to help others but than the universe tends to screw them over for no apparent reason.
James: Hey, what did Sue say when you asked her out?
Sean: She said, "Awww, thats so sweet. I'll let you know"
James: That doesn't sound good at all man. Sounds like you just got friend zoned.
Sean: I figured. I assumed that if I helped her with her studies and brought up her grades she would finally go out with me.
James: Sounds like you have the Peter Parker Syndrome.
by monkeyd3128 January 31, 2012
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