the office

Kick ass BBC2 Show. Tim is my hero.

When Dawn finally left Lee for Tim my faith in womankind was renewed...

by Allan February 22, 2004

Offical

An office cubical that has walls but no ceiling.

Your manager says... "Please step into my offical."

by Cube girl April 13, 2010

officeitis

When you are sick of your office and everyone in it. Everything makes you want to scream and everybody gets on your nerves.

Sally: And look at this picture of him in his baseball hat! Isn't it precious?

Dara: It really is.

Nicole (overhearing this conversation in the next cubical): Ugh, ladies, weren't y'all talking about that same photo yesterday, and the day before that and last week? Sorry, I have a bad case of officeitis, just don't mind me.

by NicoleLF May 20, 2009

office

A room for secretaries and job owners often described by workers as the fag room.

Worker: Hey look he's going into the office! Probably trying to come out of the closet to the boss.

by The Silky Smooth April 8, 2009

officer

Short for commissioned-officer.

Military noncomissioned member: "Here comes an officer!"

by Robert Weston February 7, 2008

Officed

A reference to one being maimed or killed in an office setting.

When one dies in an officecide they are considered officed (much like the term offed in a gang related death). Jane was officed by a coworker last week in a deadly officecide.

by JeniJo January 8, 2009

Office

The room where the wealthy, rich, male snobs can throw their slutty - but hot - secretaries over their desk, because of the tasks their wives can't do for them at home.

The place where secretaries can get a raise.

Husband: Sorry hunny. I can't make it for supper tonight. Gotta stay late to get some work done at the office.

Co-worker: Oh...the secretary just came out of his office with her hair mussed and lipstick smeared. She must have really wanted a raise.

by AngelicaPG August 14, 2009