Next could mean anything pertaining to the Next song,Next in the line at the store, Next in the bedroom, scream NEXT out the door when your partner, visitor, customer leaves the building.
by HJ A.K.A NEXT March 25, 2020
Nexting is a technique used to remove someone from your life in a clean, efficient manner that causes minimal to no drama. Tantrum whores, liars, users, schemers, drama queens, faggots and losers are typically the kinds of people who are subjected to nexting.
Dave: Can you believe it, Katie slept at Mikes house last night.
Jason: WTF, she told me she was at Mels all night and doesn't know anyone called Mike.
Dave: Man I am sick of all her lies, it's nexting time.
Jason: Fuck yeh, nexted.
Jason: WTF, she told me she was at Mels all night and doesn't know anyone called Mike.
Dave: Man I am sick of all her lies, it's nexting time.
Jason: Fuck yeh, nexted.
by L-DogHk August 13, 2009
An expression used to cut someone off while they are talking; A form of disrespect to let someone know that you lack care in his/her conversation.
by Dorothy Lawrence May 8, 2006
1. the act of being removed from a video chat with a random stranger on chat roulette. 2. the act of selecting next while on chat roulette
by chatrouletteuser March 5, 2010
The statement you use when someone clearly has no talent and/or is unworthy of praise, status or limelight of any sort.
Generally used in a showbiz context and applied when an act really stinks.
Generally used in a showbiz context and applied when an act really stinks.
Mick: "man, that guy's act really sucks"
Bob: "right on; to that person I say - NEXT!!!"
or -
Jed: "I can't believe they can show this stuff and get away with it. It stinks."
Laura: "you're right let's go. NEXT!!"
Bob: "right on; to that person I say - NEXT!!!"
or -
Jed: "I can't believe they can show this stuff and get away with it. It stinks."
Laura: "you're right let's go. NEXT!!"
by toroboy October 5, 2009
Nexting is when you're walking / talking / hanging out with someone and they see another friend of theirs and immediately ditch you and start talking to them and leave you behind.
Kate: I saw you walking with Laurie a few minutes ago. Where is she?
Me: Laurie? Right. She nexted me for Kim.
Kate: Dang, sorry. I know what it's like to be nexted, nexting sucks.
Me: Laurie? Right. She nexted me for Kim.
Kate: Dang, sorry. I know what it's like to be nexted, nexting sucks.
by BoppinStrawberry December 1, 2016
Move on to the next woman. It's what intelligent and expirenced people tell idiotic newcomers to do, but they don't listen, and continue to pursue the same woman by giving her flowers and being nice and polite and showing good manners while she goes off and fucks some outlaw biker. Then she tells him about how good the outlaw biker was, and enventually she cries on his shoulder about how the outlaw biker treats her like shit. When and if he asks her out she tells him that she's sorry but she doesn't feel that way about him, and that she just wants to be friends.
God, I'm bitter.
God, I'm bitter.
"There's this girl.... blah blah blah.... and she actually looked at be... blah blah blah... I could tell she really liked me, because her eyes were open... blah blah blah blah"
"Dude, just next her, It's obvious she doesn't like you, and she just wants to fuck an outlaw biker. You screwed up, man. Just move on."
"No, I really think I'm in love this time, I'm mean she so pretty, and I think about her all the time... and blah blah blah blah"
"Shitcock"
"Dude, just next her, It's obvious she doesn't like you, and she just wants to fuck an outlaw biker. You screwed up, man. Just move on."
"No, I really think I'm in love this time, I'm mean she so pretty, and I think about her all the time... and blah blah blah blah"
"Shitcock"
by Andrew Callaway January 26, 2004