by Dizzle b dizzle March 25, 2008
a little country who could do nothing from 1900's to 1950's except producing weed. they ignored the fact that only god can create land and created 2,412 km² of land. Indonesia had spices and the Netherlands was like: 'real shit tho?' and colonized it. everytime a meme is related to nederland, they say: "G E K O L O N I S E E R D" wich means colonized. once the netherlands came under the direction of the spanish king through family and things. then a random dude came up to say that everyone should be Protestant (something like Catholic but without gold paintings). then the netherlands was like: 'he is a genius' and started building his protestant churches. the spanish king did not like this and started killing everyone. then there was eighty years of war and then the Netherlands had won. if all countries were all on a small separate island with only five people, America would look for oil at another island, Britain would colonize islands, and the Netherlands? he had made an island big enough to grow tulips. also, please watch out. you might confuse the netherlands with hell
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you saw that new kid? i think he's from the netherlands... i checked his browser history and the only thing i saw was tulip porn...
by elmo_is_watching_ya December 31, 2021
the netherlands are great because nothing ever happens here.
be as it may, you hate use dont you.... because weed is legal here and we can have sex with hookers... and gays can get married here. most of you republicans are closet gays arent you. the netherlands is a great country, the last bastion of free thought and civilizations. unlike america and..or china who all gave in to either capitalism or communism...
we are socialist, you see balance that what we dutch are good at. capitalism..socialism..communism.
most of the dutch people here are GAY, and LIBERAL. and we are all COMMIES and we hate CHRISTIANS. that why i love my country. and we worship the dark lord.
think about it christians.. 60 procent is devoutly atheist, weed is legal and so is prostitution. there are sex shops everywhere. and you can watch PORN on public tv after 8 o´clock. satanism is very populair here too.
be as it may, you hate use dont you.... because weed is legal here and we can have sex with hookers... and gays can get married here. most of you republicans are closet gays arent you. the netherlands is a great country, the last bastion of free thought and civilizations. unlike america and..or china who all gave in to either capitalism or communism...
we are socialist, you see balance that what we dutch are good at. capitalism..socialism..communism.
most of the dutch people here are GAY, and LIBERAL. and we are all COMMIES and we hate CHRISTIANS. that why i love my country. and we worship the dark lord.
think about it christians.. 60 procent is devoutly atheist, weed is legal and so is prostitution. there are sex shops everywhere. and you can watch PORN on public tv after 8 o´clock. satanism is very populair here too.
by Cro..Scream March 11, 2006
Pimps & Ho's best place to be for tha drugs scene, we've got LSD, MDA, XTC, Marihuana and Magic Mushrooms. The Urban scene is quite popular and therefore you see a lot of wiggaaas & niggaaaas and wanna-bi bitches, literal bi like 60% or some is BISEXUAL that means two girls and you. The country is nice, no worries when you’re unemployed because the government will pay you dallas so you can buy Hashish. It's all about relaxing even going to school means chillin with ya hommies cause ya have notin to do and still get money to go to University, isn't it great? Many see the Netherlands of the country of the wooden shoes, tulips and mills but that's all in the past it's chill now.
by Nova-D July 5, 2006
A small, yet developed and well furnished country who despite its pitiful size and population has managed to obtain some importance both in Europe and abroad. While its development is admirable, it is home to probably the most bland, unimaginative and boring people on the planet who rigorously stay within their circles of friends and plan everything ahead of schedule. In hopes of stimulating some sense of adventure in its people the government has legalized the use of marijuana but the effects have been negligible.
After graduating from school Sam decided to fly to the Netherlands and stay in Amsterdam for a week. After three coffee shops and a whore Sam realized there was nothing else to do in the country.
by OptimusFingPrime January 17, 2010
by AskTheDuke June 3, 2005
As soon as I'm outta high school, I'm moving to the Netherlands so I can start my Hydroponic manufactering company.
by Alex January 21, 2005