A wonderful, magical, fairy tale place that is heaven for millions of disillusioned American teens. Everyone who lives there smokes weed, masturbates to porn in public, see-through portajohns, and has sex with everything. Oh, the Dutch. What a people. Their capital, Amsterdam, is the most liberal, corrupt, chaotic, anarchic, offensive, and orgazmically exciting place on earth. The Netherlands kick so much ass.
by dick trickle February 26, 2005
by TheBerries October 23, 2014
I'm dutch, and it's actually quite a boring country. We have a prime-minister that looks like Harry Potter and is about as exciting as the average Hollywood blockbuster.
Yes, you can smoke weed and it's rather accepted to do so, but it's not legal, only condoned. Yes, euthanasia is legal, but you may only commit euthanasia under VERY special circumstances.
Amsterdam doesn't look like the rest of the Netherlands at all. Amsterdam is so much cooler than the rest of the Netherlands
Yes, you can smoke weed and it's rather accepted to do so, but it's not legal, only condoned. Yes, euthanasia is legal, but you may only commit euthanasia under VERY special circumstances.
Amsterdam doesn't look like the rest of the Netherlands at all. Amsterdam is so much cooler than the rest of the Netherlands
Dude 1: Hey, you're also dutch!
Dude 2: Yeah, I live in the country with more traffic problems than L.A.. It's rush hour around the clock!
Dude 1: But at least you can smoke weed while you're at it.
Dude 2: True, but the police doesn't like that.
Dude 1: I live in Amsterdam and that's the best city there is in the Netherlands!
Dude 2: Dude, that's so cool, I want to live there too!
Dude 3: Yeah me too, so I can go to the hookers and stuff!
Dude 1 & 2, in unison: YUGH! Go back to the States!
Dude 2: Yeah, I live in the country with more traffic problems than L.A.. It's rush hour around the clock!
Dude 1: But at least you can smoke weed while you're at it.
Dude 2: True, but the police doesn't like that.
Dude 1: I live in Amsterdam and that's the best city there is in the Netherlands!
Dude 2: Dude, that's so cool, I want to live there too!
Dude 3: Yeah me too, so I can go to the hookers and stuff!
Dude 1 & 2, in unison: YUGH! Go back to the States!
by Michiel van der Zee January 12, 2006
by Guy Incognito1 September 5, 2005
A post-colonial novel by Joseph O'Neill about A Dutch, cricket playing banker who has trouble adjusting to life in New York, plays cricket, and and rambles on about it.
P.S: It is officially gone B.O.A (Barack Obama Approved)
"A great book"
P.S: It is officially gone B.O.A (Barack Obama Approved)
"A great book"
Dave: How the fick did Chuck die in Netherland? O'Neill is such a wanker for not explaining it.
Phil: It's a shit book, so why should you care?
Dave(with a resentful expression): True
Phil: LOL! XD Havent you heard, Taspinar is Chuck risen from the dead! Only the messiah could deliver such monologues.
Dave: WHAAAAAAT!
Phil: Chuck's out of time and space, you know... or did you not know that?
Phil: It's a shit book, so why should you care?
Dave(with a resentful expression): True
Phil: LOL! XD Havent you heard, Taspinar is Chuck risen from the dead! Only the messiah could deliver such monologues.
Dave: WHAAAAAAT!
Phil: Chuck's out of time and space, you know... or did you not know that?
by slinshady October 8, 2009
. their fascist dictator is AableKadoosh.
When aablekadoosh came into power and into his ex, they took over the kingdo of cleves. then they took oldenburg. then they took burgundy, normandy, and france. The cold war between toulouse was long. his ally, savoy was being attacked by toulouse, switzerland, and venice. there were massive armies on both sides. But then, the attack was on. Toulouse was miraculously defeated. Netherlands turned on savoy and ate them. The war between castile and aragon in iberia was won by aragon and portugal crushing castile from both sides. Portugal was a spy freak and was rich and got lots of information. Netherlands didnt like that so they crushed portugal. It felt weird aragon being surrounding by netherlands and the ocean. so netherlands ended the misery and crushed aragon. Bavaria and Bohemia crushed the small nations and wanted to rule the world together. Ifriqiya, who owned modern day texas, austria and the majority of africa attacked bavaria, bohemia secretly turned on bavaria. toigether the three nations crushed bavaria and rid the world of evil until...
A new leader awas leading The teutonic Order in modern day poland. he has a massive army considering his tiny size. He sent thousands of naval invasions to the mainland and to the mass of north american colonies controlled by netherlands. netherlands was crushed after his friends died of natural causes and was forced to stay in the iberian peninsula. netherlands commited suicide. not real
When aablekadoosh came into power and into his ex, they took over the kingdo of cleves. then they took oldenburg. then they took burgundy, normandy, and france. The cold war between toulouse was long. his ally, savoy was being attacked by toulouse, switzerland, and venice. there were massive armies on both sides. But then, the attack was on. Toulouse was miraculously defeated. Netherlands turned on savoy and ate them. The war between castile and aragon in iberia was won by aragon and portugal crushing castile from both sides. Portugal was a spy freak and was rich and got lots of information. Netherlands didnt like that so they crushed portugal. It felt weird aragon being surrounding by netherlands and the ocean. so netherlands ended the misery and crushed aragon. Bavaria and Bohemia crushed the small nations and wanted to rule the world together. Ifriqiya, who owned modern day texas, austria and the majority of africa attacked bavaria, bohemia secretly turned on bavaria. toigether the three nations crushed bavaria and rid the world of evil until...
A new leader awas leading The teutonic Order in modern day poland. he has a massive army considering his tiny size. He sent thousands of naval invasions to the mainland and to the mass of north american colonies controlled by netherlands. netherlands was crushed after his friends died of natural causes and was forced to stay in the iberian peninsula. netherlands commited suicide. not real
netherlands forever.
by Fascist New Hampshirite November 17, 2021
by scrow-tum May 3, 2004