your basic average furry is a man in his 30s overweight socially inept and really dirty says

he has aspergers so he doesn't have to answer for the way he kills conversations faster than cancer

furries like to have competitions to see who can find the most things wrong with them to try to get

attention they pretend they have depression or cry about their past in a role play session

furries love each other because no one else will they live in furry houses in the middle

of hixville having little parties with their fursuits on here's a tip from anonymous

you're doing it wrong hurry make a habit out of raping your childhood

first tried as hard as they could to make the phantom acceptable

to keep it all clean but they couldn't control it and now it's all a sex scene

furry posting furriest pictures no one wants to see except when your social life is on the

internet then you lower all your standards that you take what you can get the furry phantom

doesn't have its own identity it's basically a clusterfuck of nerd communities a little bit of

anime a bit of fantasy and a generous helping of bestiality every weird fetish that you've

ever heard before was invented by japan and then stolen by a bird by the time you think you've

catalogued every furry king then they'll throw you for a loop and go and fuck the kitchen sink
I sang the anti furry national anthem because I fucking hate furries
by dripping cock May 31, 2022
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come toooo the coolest place i know
the people are so great
but really there's only me
and that means i'm so great
and also there's the cheat
oh there's the cheat
in the place where the tropical breezes blow
the cheat
in the coolest place i know
the ones are always cold
and the parties last all night
and there's probably lots of chocolates
and population tire
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I pledge allegiance to the Flag,
of the Socialist States of America,
and to the Liberals,
for which they stand,
one nation under the messiah,
unaccountable,
with entitlements and bailouts for all.
Our New National Anthem: A matter of time before everyone knows it...
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