A necrophilic betting game in which one participant performs oral sex on the corpse of a recently deceased pregnant woman placed on her back while another jumps from an elevated surface onto the woman's stomach. The participant who is performing oral sex then consumes whatever substance is expelled from the vagina. The participants switch positions (one jump per turn) until one quits or fails to consume the expelled substance, in which case they lose and the winner takes the pot of money agreed upon before the start of the game.
by En_are July 11, 2008
When a person is taking a hit off of a marijuana piece and they blow the weed out of the bowl by either; laughing or coughing.
"Dude, I can't beleive you murphed the green hit."
"Ya, you can have a hit, but it's dank don't murph it."
"Ya, you can have a hit, but it's dank don't murph it."
by Harry-J54 May 10, 2009
by Rockaway Boys January 2, 2011
The act of Murphing. Murph (the person performing the act) grabs your ass cheek and his hand wanders further forward toward where you would normally be fingered. This is an over the pants experience, he tries to penetrate you with his fingers. A Murpher usually has a girlfriend at home, another girl on his arm while the act is being performed, and you're just a third party cause. This act is usually performed in a Frat basement.
by Sammvv February 28, 2016
To get fooled into an out-of-this-world, amazing deal. The poor fool will have problems and bills out-of-this-world.
Customer: "I have a basic phone. If I get a smartphone, will my bill stay the same?"
Sales rep: "Yea, Yea, Yea!"
That customer just got Murphed!
Sales rep: "Yea, Yea, Yea!"
That customer just got Murphed!
by redsevenx February 10, 2013
by Kellington Brown March 10, 2008
(Verb) (murf-ing) When one wears the same shirt for 3+ days in a row. Typically resulting in a body odor that everybody can smell except for the one who is murphing.
by whatsthewordwordword September 2, 2015