Motley Crue

Motley Crue was and still is one of the GREATEST bands ever. Nikki Sixx started the band in 1980 when he saw Tommy Lee playing a show. Then they saw an add from a guy named Mick Mars that read "Lude,Crude,and Agressive Guitar Player", and as soon as Nikki and Tommy saw him they immediatly let him join the band. Then Tommy had a friend from high school named Vince Neil who was a singer, but he was already in a band. They asked him a few times and he turned them down. Then he finally agreed. Motley Crue's first album, Too Fast For Love came out in 1981. Motley Crue went on to come out with albums such as Theatre of Pain, Shout at the Devil, Girls Girls Girls, Dr Feelgood and a lot of others. Although in the late 80's and 90's they went through a lot of problems, for example Nikki Sixx overdosed on heroine and was pronounced dead, but was revived with an adrenaline shot, and Vince Neil was drunk driving with his friend from Hanoi Rocks in the car and they crashed, killing his best friend. Also when Vince Neil was late to a practice and he was kicked out of the band, and when Tommy Lee had marriage problems with Pamela Anderson and went to jail which led to him quitting the band. But they overcame all those problems and are currently on tour and doing what they do best. Motley Crue is the best, and if you dont think so FUCK YOU!!!!

1) Motley Crue(adj,v,n) - The Greatest Band of All Time!

by Pattywac July 26, 2008

Motley Crue

This most energetic 80's rock band totally changed hair-metal. A true renaissance band since the Beatles.
This band won crowds with thier mixed blues/metal rifts and their "gangster"/"druggy" lyrics. A favorite would be "Dr. Feelgood"
Just to throw in my personal opinion, (which I hardly ever do) a favorite of mine is "Saints of Los Angeles".

Billy: "Dude, you goin' to that Motley Crue consert this weekend?"
Brad: "Of course, anybody who wouldn't is a total tool."
Billy: "Oh...uh.."
Brad: "What is it?"
Billy: "I uh..couldn't afford tickets this time..so I can't go."
Brad: "Hmph. Tool. Nah, just kiddin' buddy."

by 7-String February 15, 2010

motley crue

Other than nickleback and bon jovi Motley crue is possibly the worst band ever. They almost destroyed the genre of heavy metal with their poser hair and horrible music. They employ some sort of mind control device to make people like them despite their awful music.

Me and my girlfriend went to a Motley Crue concert and almost died

by Dr. Jinkle March 28, 2010

Motley crue

lame-ass 80's hair metal band, guitar and drums are decent, but the bass is lame, boring lyrics all about the same damn thing. (sex,drugs,tattoos,porn etc) Often admired by cookie cutter scene girls who think that motley crue is "teh best old skool band eva" just because prominent scene band Halifax did their own version of motley crue's "kickstart my heart" into "our revolution" or some anarchist crap like that.

Is there really one needed? Motley crue blows coconuts.

by Marc. O January 1, 2008

Motley Crue

Vince Neil drove fast in his car hit and killed another rock star.

Tommy Lee got the hep C
so does his ex-wife Pamela Lee
they made a porn viddy
it showed Tommy boy's pee pee

Mick Mars looks like the devil's scrotum.

Nikki Sixx looks like a bitch.

Motley Crue once shot up whiskey cause they couldn't get a fix.

by THE END March 11, 2005

motley crue

a bunch of hair band homos that wore makeup, had no real insight in their songs, and thought they were really bad ass cause everyone said they were...

"motley crue cant even touch real 80's bands like priest, maiden, and metallica. i wish they'd shut up and retire already!"

by prot April 4, 2006

Motley Crue

A small piece of particularly dirty faecal matter, usually wearing make up and girly scarves.

I'll have to wipe my shoe on the grass as I just stepped in a Motley Crue.

by Lemmy March 22, 2005