the moose

Have your bed facing a door opening while a girl is giving you a blow job. Then when your buddy opens the door with out her knowing to take a picture you give her moose antlers right before the picture is taken.

The guys laughed when they saw Jack's picture of Frank giving some girl the moose.

by DriveBySpanking September 5, 2006

moose

Originated by GI's in Japan. Moose is GI slang for the Japanese word Musumei which means girl. Some Japanese girls use it as slang for theri vagina.

Properly spelled Musu

My wife is Japanese this usage goes back 60 years

GI to another "You should see my little moose".

by Otiose January 30, 2008

moose

Most frequently describes an unattractive person. Also used as a general soft insult.

Do you find her attractive? No she's a total moose.

or

You moose

by Sam Nicholas Elliott June 1, 2006

moose

One of the coolest (and strangest) animals ever. I also dont know what the plural is! Meese?! Mooses?! Moosi?!

Person #1: "wow look at those mooses!"
Person #2: "it's meese you idiot!"

by Teabagsyum November 9, 2006

Moose

A word used to describe anything, everything and nothing. Can be used as an insult, complement or a feeling you can't describe.

Person: That girl is so rude she's such a moose

by BibliophileDrarry April 20, 2018

Moose

To Chill out.

To get mellow.

Two friends sometimes meet up to moose and watch a movie.
Dude you're too uptight you need to moose!

by Bee Futon September 1, 2020

Moose

An adjective describing something as very large, very awesome or a combination of the two.

That yard sale was moose.
This cheeseburger is so moose.
That's moose.

by Alex Hooopes September 11, 2012