A seemingly slow and boring vehicle that gives the drive license to go as much over the speed limit as desired, without fear of a speeding ticket.
by melinuxfool October 30, 2007
by NICE ONE May 24, 2005
A car infamous for being driven by worried moms with 300 screaming soccer kids in the backseat, so they always drive ten miles per hour below the speed limit, and they don't speed up, so they wind up causing more accidents.
Thankfully, they are being phased out by worried moms driving Suburbans, Yukons, Expeditions, Excursions, Tahoes, Denalis, Navigators, and sometimes even Escalades, which they seem to drive faster probably because they think they're safer.
Thankfully, they are being phased out by worried moms driving Suburbans, Yukons, Expeditions, Excursions, Tahoes, Denalis, Navigators, and sometimes even Escalades, which they seem to drive faster probably because they think they're safer.
My mother used to drive a minivan, now she has a Yukon XL. So she drives faster and hogs twice the gas.
by A Pissed Off Person January 28, 2005
Kanye West:
If a stripper named Porscha and u get tips from many men
Then your fat friend her nickname is Minivan
If a stripper named Porscha and u get tips from many men
Then your fat friend her nickname is Minivan
by Dennis Le May 26, 2005
by bananaduck December 29, 2004
by Scott Nikkel May 26, 2005
A family vehicle driven by men who by mischance got their girlfriends pregnant. Therefore they get the sport edition to still retain their manliness and look cool doing it.
by sölvi September 6, 2003