Luke on a Marker Massacre.
Where sigma peasants in Peru annihilated virgin Ronderos for martyring a chadded PCP commander.

Reminder for Rightists to cope.
Person 1: "Do you know what Dengites hate?"
Person 2: "What is it?"

Person 1: "Lucanamarca Massacre"
Person 2: "Trolled"
by Red1917 May 30, 2022
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getting absoultly embaressed in the game of uno.
did you hear about kballs getting destroyed in Uno" yah it was an Uno massacre
by WolfpackSAW April 25, 2011
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Valentines Day Massacre
A sex move where a man goes on semen retention for a month before Valentine’s Day, then on Valentine’s Day, while she’s sucking his dick, he quickly ejaculates on his partner’s face while loudly making machine gun noises.
“Did you hear that Beckham committed The Valentine's Day Massacre?” “bro what the fuck is a valentines day massacre?”
by Johnheartlebob October 17, 2023
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(Referencing Al Capone's Valentine's Day Massacre of 1929)

When you break up with your girlfriend on St Valentine's Day.
If you are not a misogynistic son of a bastard do not commit a St Valentine's Day Massacre on your girlfriend.
by Sexydimma September 24, 2014
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A San Francisco shooting which took place at the golden dragon restaurant in San Franciscos cg
Chinatown on Sept 4th 1977 between rival factions t
Of the Joe boys and the wah ching gangs
My uncle was In the city on business when the,. Golden dragon massacre occured.
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The locker room massacre is an event that took place at Buena Park HS in the 90’s. A young man whose name rhymes with Malex PeHanda aka ADA was taken into the locker room and a toray shoved his fingers into ADAs butthole expanding it so much that he now must wear adult diapers (Depends) at all times, even at work while he sells Tupperware. Very sad!
The locker room massacre was a sad event where a manboy lost his butt to a toray!
by FactualTruth May 25, 2018
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