Going to a lower class pub and ordering the wrong drink will end up with a hobgoblin. It is when a large gentleman places his fist in a furnace then shoves it up the offenders arse. This advances into a fisting motion until the offenders head reaches the beams on the ceiling of the pub.
Dave, don't worry, i'm already preparing a hobgoblin.
by Walshers52 August 31, 2010
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The hobgoblins were the only ones not asked to the dance.
by Blowfish July 23, 2005
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An imaginary, illlusory idea. A naive lie based on fantasy. Bullshit. A rather elaborated, but fantastic and hard to believe story, mostly used to fool someone or to cover up the truth. A make-believe lie.
You don't expect me to believe this hobgoblin stuff, do you?
by Ewerton Baldez October 26, 2008
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A little person (midget or dwarf) with a facial deformity who enjoys performing oral sex on male genitalia.
Bro, last night I saw some hobgoblin blowing the shit out of your dad.
by LongCock Von HugenDong December 29, 2009
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Something Causing fear ;; a mischevious goblin
You instilled a hobgoblin in me I never knew of
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When the ear is placed in contact with the butthole. The perpetrator plugs his or her nose and blows as hard as he or she can and ejects air and/or blood into the butthole.
Man, last night I saw this drunk guy hobgoblin someone! It was fucking nasty!
by halgaola September 14, 2007
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That damn hobgoblin just kicked me! What a bitch!
by Brockman and Fedor September 6, 2003
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