Small race from LotR that are half of human size, and are adorable. They like drinking and smoking out of their pipes. They laugh adorably, and they love to party. They are a peaceful people. They have a tendancy to be fat.
by LotRPhan March 9, 2015
by Meowdontworryboutit April 7, 2021
a small, sand-colored person resembling a hobbit.
this hobbit lurks everywhere, and you should wave at him.
this can be used to scare your dumb friends.
this hobbit lurks everywhere, and you should wave at him.
this can be used to scare your dumb friends.
Lauren: "omg, look its the hobbit!"
Melissa: "hey hobbit! everyone wave!"
Frank: "omg.. where's the hobbit? im scared."
Lauren: "the hobbit just told you to gtfo."
Frank: *cries*
Melissa: "hey hobbit! everyone wave!"
Frank: "omg.. where's the hobbit? im scared."
Lauren: "the hobbit just told you to gtfo."
Frank: *cries*
by the hobbit's nut May 4, 2008
An extremely short girl with blond hair also goes by Frodo. Cannot reach most things that are above 3 foot from the ground and often gets trampled on in town despite making silly noises as a warning that she's there.
by AnnieInWonderland February 7, 2009
by rami chll November 11, 2008
A young (usually immature) pot smoker who resides in the urban rain forests of British Columbia, Canada. Usually they reside in Vancouver. Typically they are anti establishment - anti anything really. They are normally unemployed and contribute nothing to the society in which they live except to spend time protesting to get more, more, more from the government. Spend more time lying around smoking pot. Typically they vote Green Party although not 100% sure why.
1.Hobbit dude, pass the joint.
2.Hobbit dude, get that job today? No dude, I slept in.
3.Dude, are you going to the 4:20 smoke-in? Sure, man. There'll be lots of other hobbits there.
2.Hobbit dude, get that job today? No dude, I slept in.
3.Dude, are you going to the 4:20 smoke-in? Sure, man. There'll be lots of other hobbits there.
by Ubique April 21, 2009
A short, human-like creature. Apperantley, they are the gods of geeks everywhere. One is particular, is named Frodo. A hobbit who goes on a gaytastic quest to destroy a finger ring given to him by his molesting unvle, Gandalf. The ring lets you lurn invisible, which should have been used to spy on some dark-age sluts. Back to hobbits. hobbits have really hairy feet, often ridiculed on magazines such as MAD and the now dead CRACKED!
Geek: "What the hell? Why is Frodo's best friend, who is a hobbit, licking Frodo's feet? Oh no, I got the porno insted of the actual movie! I think I'll just watch a little longer....."
by Wasabimoto March 26, 2007