A sucrose guardian is a sugar mama or a sugar daddy which is older and richer than you. A sucrose guardian might help pay for college books, laptop, Playstation 2, games, clothes, internet, a watch, lab equipment, lab reagents, gallium, Indium, tin, bismuth, aluminum foil, a gold ring or gold coin or gold bar, silver coins or silver bars, gym membership, Supplements(like B Vitamins, magnesium, protein powder, Arecoline Hydrobromide, Modafinil,

Armodafinil, Kratom, Nutrament), research chemicals(like Methiopropamine, Prolintane, Flodafinil, a-PVP, Hydrafinil, Phenylpiracetam Hydrazide, IndanylAminoPropane, NSI-189, 9-Me-BC). They also buy fish or they both go fishing for striped bass, porgey, and blue fish. The sucrose guardian buys the food and fruit and vegetables and chips and dip and beans and crabs and shrimp. The person who isn't a sucrose guardian will cook food. Sometimes the sucrose guardian will take the person to dinner or a movie or even travel to another country to see family or to have fun.
Tyler(29 years old): Hey Jenny!
Jenny(39 years old): Steps out of Maybach. Hey Tyler!

Let's go to eat crabs at a restaurant and later I'll get you a laptop.
Tyler: Sounds good. Then even later, it's sexy time!

Jenny: Awesome!

Tyler: By the way, I'm going to need another 2L round bottom flask, a 100ml graduated cylinder, 2 10ml graduated cylinders, 2-methyl-2-butanol. I'll get the extra gallium and aluminum foil. I'll also get groceries. My Bodega part time job might not be much, but it's something.
Jenny: Sounds good.
Tyler *thinking: (Jenny is my Sucrose Guardian)
by CognitiveFuel March 11, 2023
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It is an RPG video game made by KakaoGames (branch of the Korean company Kakao) , it is a mix of different elements consisting of a gacha system for summoning heroes and items , a well-written story about the adventures of a knight and the princess of Kanterbury kingdom to save the world from the invaders which consist of two seasons (second season is unfinished yet) along with side stories and many references to other games and movies (think of it as a parody to these games and movies) , a great guild system , multiplayer elements (Arena modes and Co-op) etc. , however the people in the EU server have autism and the Asia 1 and 2 servers are filled with whales which makes multiplayer pointless , the game at first is fun and have a nice feel when playing it until you face your greatest enemy , end game , when in end game you are expected to have the best heroes and the best items in the game , its by the way free to play on the App Store for IOS and PlayStore on android and on Bluestacks for PC. Remember to save gems and gold :) .
Guy 1 : hey Guy 2 , wanna 1v1 me on Guardian Tales?

Guy 2 : you better prepare yourself for my new meta formation.

Guy : I am enjoying Guardian Tales , the story is fun and the heroes are awesome!

Guy : I like Bob
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amazingly good power metal band. sound like a mix between medieval music and iron maiden. are influenced by the J.R.R. Tolkien.
the soulforged is god.
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A simultaneous fisting of the vagina and asshole, preferably with crossed wrists. For those who really like freedom, swipe the hands outward upon exiting this painfully awesome position.
She looks like she's limping pretty bad, what happened?

I gave her the Guardian of Freedom last night. Things will never be the same.
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someone who is always there for you. when your hurt physically and then tells you how to be stronger and someone who gets you through those hard times and even if its something that you dont want to happen and that they no you wont like but they will get you through it once its all done.
guardian angel, angel(o) ;
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The people who constantly try to ban a book, videogame, movie, ect. for not being morally "clean"

These are the kind of people who make the ridiculous (and false) claim that video games are bad, harry potter encourages satanism, and that a nipslip causes permanent damage to anyone who sees it.

Some of them are nothing but trolls who feed of the resulting media coverage.

Most however actually believe there own insane ideas are correct for example fundamentalists and Allen quist

The appropriate response to these people varies based on situation but most of the time it is one of two things either laugh at them or get angry (but only irritated angry not beat down angry) and point out exactly why they are incorrect.

Normally they have impossibly high standards (religion)
or they have found an axe crazy reason to believe something is corrupting there children.
Moral guardians: Down with video games they cause violence suicide and more violence

Normal person: Actually violence per 1000 citizens peaked back in 1982 before doom the first major violent video game was released. For that matter violence has drop by half since then starting directly after violent games started coming into the media.

Moral guardians: Nah, uh our great leader Jack Thompson told us video games is evil.

Normal person: then your a dumbass.
by Blarny August 29, 2012
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Guardians of the galaxy are the guards at a Samsung store. Because they are guarding the galaxy......
Yo... When I went to the Samsung store I saw the guardians of the galaxy...
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