Top Definition
A cave dwelling creature with a long ponytail and a beard. Grahams are often more than 25% butter.

They reside in dungeons eating Pringles and energy drinks, trapping and then boring their prey to death.

As a result of this Grahams often have no friends.
"I went to the beach the other day and I swear I saw The Graham"

"Really? Did you talk to it"

"No! I don't want to die."
by SuperGaz October 25, 2011

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