The Gorilla is a mating technique developed by the drunk male. This strategy must be implemented from behind so that the female is completely unaware (otherwise known as the "sneak attack"). It involved a frankenstein-slash-zombie-like outreach of the arms over a female's shoulders followed by a sloppy and uncoordinated death grip around her neck/chest/anything in reach. The male then proceeds to try and dance with the female. Women who fall for the gorilla tactic either can't think or are painfully unstable.
by 313vagina March 08, 2009
An invisible entity, that, after a long night in a pub or a curry house, follows you home and while you're sleeping chucks your clothes round the room and shits in your mouth.
"I woke up the next morning with a foul taste in my mouth and my clothes everywhere. The Gorilla had been."
by johners89997 March 10, 2010