the double deuce

a term for giving the finger with both hands showing the finger.

My personal favorite way to flip the bird is the double deuce

by Trogdor June 3, 2003

Double Deuce

Flipping someone off with two hands.

The teacher gave Bill an F on his paper, so he gave the teacher the Double Deuce.

by SPGLink February 25, 2003

Double Deuce

The act of sticking up both middle fingers instead of just one, usually for added emphasis on the unspoken "fuck you" message.

In R is for Road Rage: "When one barrel just isn't enough, let loose with both arms to let them know you think they're especially big shit stabbers. An unintended side effect of the double deuce is that you will lose complete control of your car, so you'll swerve back and forth wildly for added effect."
-Maddox, The Alphabet of Manliness

by Damn anonymous June 24, 2006

Double Deuce

When you take a crap, wipe up, and just as you walk out of the bathroom you must turn around and take another crap.

Friend: "what took you so long"
You: "I thought i was done five minutes ago, but it turned into a double deuce"

by Jijjiii June 21, 2009

Double Deuces

When a girl has two on the rack AND two in the back

fine ass girl walks into the room...

Ryan: damn that girl's got two on the rack and two in the back!

Lloyd & Jarel: DOUBLE DEUCES!!!!!

by the 4 seasonz September 7, 2009

Double Deuce

Twenty two ounce bottle of beer or malt liquor, See: dub deuce

I need to pound a double deuce.

by Anonymous May 12, 2003

Double Deuce

Phrase indicative of Stinkoman. The double deuce is his ultimate attack.

DOUBLE DEUCE!!!!
Stinkoman used the double deuce in 20X6 in his ultimate battle with the Homestar Runner.
How do you do that dance?

by Justin Morrow/Eric Severson March 27, 2003