A hand job, from someone who is of German descent
guy 1 "I got with this girl last night. She kept speaking German, and gave me a really vigorous hand job"

guy 2 "you got a Deutsch job?"
by pastryface August 8, 2010
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A 24 hour to 7 day ailment due to excessive deutsching (smoking and/or drinking) over a short period of time. Symptoms are sore throat, loss of voice, mild headache and nausea, and black lung among others. Typically necessitates that the patient takes a few days off from deutsching, or takes a long Power Nap and pops a Celsius before returning.
-Yo, I’m having the boys over tonight for march maddy, tryna pu?
-Poss, I got Deutsch Disease so ima see how I feel after a Power Nap and energy drink.
by Cactus657 March 14, 2023
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After sticking a penis or a finger in an ass, the person pulls it out and wipes it across his/her partner's upper lip, forming an authentic looking Hitler mustache.
After the Dirty Deutsch, she was longing to visit Germany.
by Anal Sphincter August 11, 2007
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Owner of the worlds largest natural penis. Amazingly skilled at using it, too.
Girl: "dayummm that thing is huge it could kill me"
Allan: "hell no bitch I'm Allan Deutsch so I use this monster like a boss!"
by Case of Nova December 22, 2009
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A guy who is just a great big douche the name refering to one of the biggest douches of them all don deutsch
Look at that kid walking with the fat asian girl what a don deutsch!
by TD24 April 18, 2008
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somebody that is not very cool that says nothing funny and has no friends like emo kids and people that play magic the gathering .
you are such a deutsch nozzle!
by lne_tkr420 January 25, 2010
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