guy 1 "I got with this girl last night. She kept speaking German, and gave me a really vigorous hand job"
guy 2 "you got a Deutsch job?"
guy 2 "you got a Deutsch job?"
by pastryface August 8, 2010
by Westley E October 21, 2007
A 24 hour to 7 day ailment due to excessive deutsching (smoking and/or drinking) over a short period of time. Symptoms are sore throat, loss of voice, mild headache and nausea, and black lung among others. Typically necessitates that the patient takes a few days off from deutsching, or takes a long Power Nap and pops a Celsius before returning.
-Yo, I’m having the boys over tonight for march maddy, tryna pu?
-Poss, I got Deutsch Disease so ima see how I feel after a Power Nap and energy drink.
-Poss, I got Deutsch Disease so ima see how I feel after a Power Nap and energy drink.
by Cactus657 March 14, 2023
After sticking a penis or a finger in an ass, the person pulls it out and wipes it across his/her partner's upper lip, forming an authentic looking Hitler mustache.
by Anal Sphincter August 11, 2007
Girl: "dayummm that thing is huge it could kill me"
Allan: "hell no bitch I'm Allan Deutsch so I use this monster like a boss!"
Allan: "hell no bitch I'm Allan Deutsch so I use this monster like a boss!"
by Case of Nova December 22, 2009
A guy who is just a great big douche the name refering to one of the biggest douches of them all don deutsch
by TD24 April 18, 2008
somebody that is not very cool that says nothing funny and has no friends like emo kids and people that play magic the gathering .
by lne_tkr420 January 25, 2010