deuce deuce

Refering to the second dump of the day, or dropping two loads in a 24 hr. time span

"Man I had to do a deuce deuce, yo"

"Go do a deuce deuce, you'll feel better"

by libradragon20 January 14, 2010

deuces

when someone holds up two fingers symbolizing "peace" when leaving an establishment, "deuces" is often said.

roscoe: ite, shan'quenetta see y'all tomorrow.
shan'quenetta: ite, deuces!*holds two fingers up*

by choozyoozy April 5, 2003

deuce or deuced

slang used in law enforcement. a cop word meaning to be drunk. as in the standard answer given by drunk drivers as to how many beers they have consumed: (2) translated into cop talk (deuce).

I'm possitive the driver is deuce. or
This guy is deuced, take him to jail.

by Chris Evans (police officer) January 18, 2004

deuce deuce

having anal sex with a female weighing 200+ pounds ....then pulling out and defecating in her gaping asshole.

n: "i want to perform the deuce deuce on that 200+ pound chick over there!"
v: "i'm gonna deuce deuce you, my voluptuous 200+ pound vixen."
adj: "look at that 200+ pound chick! she's totally deuce deuceable!"

by Deuceaholic May 25, 2008

the deuce

Ann Arbor, Michigan.

We went to the UoM game in the Deuce last week.

by Nielio May 10, 2006

Deuce Deuce

A kickass band from Baltimore, Maryland. Made by two straight-edge guys name Joey and Clinton; with a sound like T. Mills and 3OH!3 with some added jizz-worthy screams you better love them.

Jesus: Have you heard that new song by Deuce Deuce?
Alejandro: Poker Face? Yeah man, that shit`s crazy good.

by youbettawerk March 1, 2011

Deuced

Pasted Tense of Deuce. Fucked. Owned.

Man, I just got fucking deuced!

by Your Almighty God July 15, 2006