The Couch Potato

The act of sneaking into a house in the middle of the night in order to conceal oneself in a couch. Then cutting a hole the size of the assailants penis into the couch cushion. Then when the perspective victims mother sits on the couch she will be in for quite a surprise. (let's all hope the mother sits down first)

Brendan: "Did you hear about Billy; he's in the hospital,"

Jon: "Ya I heard 12in Joe tried to give his MILF mom the couch potato but he sat down first,"

by 12in Joe May 9, 2010

couch potato

a lazy person who does nothing but sit on the couch and watch television(see also sofa spud)

Please don't lie around like a couch potato. Get up and do something productive.

by Light Joker January 18, 2005

Couch potato

Someone who lies on the sofa every spare moment of his/her life, watching television and normally eating.

Homer Simpson from The Simpsons

"You're such a couch potato!"

by RabbidSquirrel October 15, 2006

Couch potato

When your watching the same tv show all day and it was 11:00 am now its 5:00 o'clock and you realize your stuck on the couch

Bob: dude I can get up
Joe: why?
Bob: because I am becoming a couch potato, dont ruin my zen!
Joe:🤨

by You know what I mean January 5, 2021

couch potato

its a person who would not get off his butt from the couch (playing video games or tv)

Ryan:stop being a couch potato and come play outside

by reee master May 16, 2020

couch potato

One who watches excess amounts of television

It's beautiful outside and all you want to do is watch football. Don't be a couch potato

by Bungalow Bill January 30, 2002

Couch Potato

The word for someone who sits on a couch for many ours and does nothing.

Also known as the man who lets girls Shrek him.

"I'd like to now how to be a great couch potato!"

by ㄑㄦ December 9, 2015