As you're about to cum during head tell the girl to stop, start to put your clothes back on then when she least expects it... Jizz in her eye!
Girl friend: I need some help with my history essay
You: ok cool, I'll teach you about william the conqueror.
You: ok cool, I'll teach you about william the conqueror.
by cranking it up February 27, 2011
When you have to really put some effort into passing a massive shit, and put one foot up on the bath to wipe your arse, having totally dominated the toilet.
After eating a 40oz steak the night before, it took GP half an hour to pass the results, but the Conqueror's Wipe afterwards was totally, totally justified
by Gronksucker March 27, 2019
by capt conqueror December 20, 2013
"Did you know Joshuas pronouns are Your Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem / His Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem"
"Dude... that's slang for closested gay men.. hes gay."
"Dont misgender Your Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem / His Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem!"
"Dude... that's slang for closested gay men.. hes gay."
"Dont misgender Your Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem / His Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem!"
by ilikecookies22! August 9, 2021
Pum Pum Conqueror-Someone who conquers pussy or Attacks the pussy with a divine force. He or she is great in bed and loves to make a pussy cum.
1.Saveon is great in bed. He always make Prescilla cum he is a pum pum conqueror.
2. Omg he made me so wet last night felt like he is a pum pum conqueror
3. She sucked my pussy soo good she can conquer my pum pum anytime
2. Omg he made me so wet last night felt like he is a pum pum conqueror
3. She sucked my pussy soo good she can conquer my pum pum anytime
by Pbcfqrj.. June 18, 2019
Someone who knows how to use any and all god given and materialistic instruments to get you off. (this can also just be you to yourself) They probably are a pleasing type and have spent extensive hours doing research, listening to podcast, and practicing
Call her daddy episode “how to have an orgasm” with dr emily morse - shows you how to be a clit conqueror
by ShmeeBaby December 18, 2022
Kang The Conqueror is slated to be the next big villain in the MCU and is expected to be a bigger threat to Marvel's heros than Thanos. While the full extent of his power is yet to be seen, it is known that he has numerous variants of himself scattered across different dimensions.
by AnonymousProgressiveRebel November 4, 2023