CAPT

SHITTY test in Connecticut sophomores have to take

me and the rest of the class of 2010 had to drink a 40 a day to keep the CAPT fear away.

by DICKSWAN October 16, 2007

CapT

having pimp status
includes the letter T

My name is CapT

by CapitalT April 23, 2009

Capt. Frappalone

The Pineapple King of the Galapagos

I ran in to Capt. Frappalone at the K-Mart

by His first mate July 29, 2008

Capt Memer

Capt Memer is the right hand man to Meme Lord, although they are self promoted, but is known to have normie memes and uses google images to find his memes or reddit.

Yo did Josh tell you he's capt memer now? Yea im not surprised the one who uses google for memes is calling themselves Capt Memer.

by eggstarosandwich March 25, 2021

Capt. MacMillan

The reason to be afraid of what is not there.

people cut thier grass to make sure Capt. MacMillan isn't there.

by Brigs16 December 8, 2008

Capt. Deitch

a german douche-bag, a real dick, scumbag

This asshole was being a real Capt. Deitch.

by joe mech. August 11, 2009

Capt. Samaritan

He is the man who helps anyone in distress. His areas of "good Samaritan" expertise are rescuing kitty cats from fire escapes, fetching items off top shelves in grocery stores, digging young women's cars out of snow banks AND letting the bad drivers of the world know when they make an error on his road...(not on his watch, Sister!!!)

His uniform of choice are his throw-back, green&yellow track pants and a t-shirt depicting the Joker. (black puffy vest is optional)

When Captain Samaritan isn't out making the world a better place, he can be found in the gym rockin' and shockin' it, on his sofa watching hockey/home reno shows with a libation, OR cramming his face with all you can eat fishy! one day the world will erect a statue of this superb specimen of a man... in the meantime, he will continue to do good deeds and take it one day at a time!

Elderly woman- "help anyone!! that young hoodlum has stolen my purse!"

Capt. Samaritan- "I will help you little old lady!"

Young Student- "Geez, I wish Captain Samaritan was here to help me with my homework"

"Don't worry Billy, Captain Samaritan will conjugate those verbs for you!"

by gorgeousgeorge83 December 21, 2009