What happens after having unprotected anal intercourse with a man with a tiny penis. The ejaculate doesn't get past the Anus Hotel lobby (so to speak) and coagulates very close to the one and only exit; occasionally causing a bloated feeling or general lower GI discomfort.
After they found him half naked with his scout master in the closet, he ran to that restroom so fast you just knew he was clenching chowder.
by Finn Gerbang January 7, 2015
1 Noun. The clenching of the Gluteus Maximus.
2 Adj. A word used to describe a tense, awkward or painful moment. This word was used by Bear Grylls whilst making a dangerous descent down a rock cliff in Man Vs Wild.
Buttock-clenching is a phrase used by British people.
2 Adj. A word used to describe a tense, awkward or painful moment. This word was used by Bear Grylls whilst making a dangerous descent down a rock cliff in Man Vs Wild.
Buttock-clenching is a phrase used by British people.
1 Buttock-clenching helps strengthen the Gluteus Maximus.
2 That fall looked buttock-clenchingly painful.
2 That fall looked buttock-clenchingly painful.
by JMUK July 14, 2012
The act of catching a shart before it touches cloth, by tightly clenching one's buttocks to contain the inadvertently expelled matter. A successful stench clench, followed by an immediate stealthy bathroom visit, can save one from the ignominy of having shit oneself in public.
Damon and Bill watched bemused as Bob silently waddled towards the restroom, holding his stench clench tightly.
by Degenerate Scumbag March 26, 2015
Definition: When a rape victim has clenched their butt before the rapist has a chance to penetrate them.
Example Sentence:
Dave: "Hey bro, last night I picked up a cute high school kid but he was totally pre-clenched!"
Catherine: "Ahhh shucks, maybe next time... keep it up!"
Dave: "Hey bro, last night I picked up a cute high school kid but he was totally pre-clenched!"
Catherine: "Ahhh shucks, maybe next time... keep it up!"
by WakeyWakeyHandsOffSnakey October 21, 2018
A straight male who attempts to protect himself from rape by clenching his buttcheeks together. Can commonly be observed in prison showers.
Prisoner 1: Look at Billy over there... he’s clenching his cheeks real tight.
Prisoner 2: Must be cause he dropped the soap... he must be a clench defender.
Tyrone: Shit mayne... I’m still comin for that double-wide surprise *inhales* gawd dayummm.
Prisoner 2: Must be cause he dropped the soap... he must be a clench defender.
Tyrone: Shit mayne... I’m still comin for that double-wide surprise *inhales* gawd dayummm.
by Pooperfuc420tits April 27, 2020
When one man dips his balls into the partners anus and she clenches and rips the balls straight off and shits out the ripped off balls
by gjkljuhfvc February 17, 2017
Modern self defense tactic in which the person clenches their anus and moves abruptly to break or neutralize any object inside of it
by gdabul March 16, 2021