A sexual act involing Canadian maple syrup.
I thought of her making pancakes for breakfast in bed, but I'd rather use the syrup for giving her an old king clancy.
by Wease March 24, 2009
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A sex act involving using maple syrup as a lubricant to perform anal sex on someone who has a ton of anal pubic hair. This is the Canadian version of a Sacramento Turtleneck
The Frozen Horseshoe gave me an Old King Clancy using Harvey's Trays
by HowIMetYourMotherDefinitions October 30, 2013
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From the show How I Met Your Mother, said by Robin Scherbatsky
It's the same as a Sacramento Turtleneck except with maple syrup and not honey.

The act of using maple syrup as lubricant on the asshole of a woman with great deal of rectal hair and then having anal sex with her.
What's an Old King Clancy?
It's the same as a Sacramento Turtleneck except with maple syrup.
by UrbDic314 February 25, 2018
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A sexual act where the receiver of doggy style has a tie in their mouth that is tied to a hockey stick held in one hand by the giver. The stick can optionally be used to spank the receiver. In the other hand, the giver pours maple syrup in to the open (gagged) mouth of the receiver. The position is an homage to the hockey player King Clancy who played for the Senators (tie) and Maple Leafs (syrup).
She was a freak in the sheets and super Canadian so I gave her the Old King Clancy and that's how I met your mother.
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A Canadian sex act involving a woman and The Frozen Shoeshoe, a famous Canadian wrestler, and Maple Syrup.

Made famous by How I Met Your Mother, where Robin reluctantly revealed she had done the Old King Clancy.
Robin and The Frozen Snowshoe actually did Old King Clancy. It was her idea.
by Going Like Sixty March 25, 2009
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A game for try hard gay kids and older black men to talk about how sweaty their last encounter with rogues made them.
Tom: Hey man wanna play Tom Clancy’s The Division?
John: Nah man, I’m already gay.
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Fancy wancy lemon clancy refers to something fancy in a joking way. This is particularly used in Sydney high schools and is part of the 'lemon' slang branch, which includes phrases like 'sexy sexy lemon pexy' and 'nasty wasty lemon pasty'.
If you were taking the piss out of someone who was posh you would say that their 'fancy wancy lemon clancy'.
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