Drop a Care Package

(V) To have to go to the bathroom. Normally going #2.

"Hey man, I gotta go drop a care package. Do you know where the bathroom is?" - HHH

by xHotdwg94x April 2, 2011

Gainesville care package

When one defecates onto another person, or their belongings, from a distance of one story (average of 14 feet) or higher. If there are more than 3 care packages being called in on the person or item, the action is effectively deemed a Gainesville shit swarm.

My roommate left the dishes in the sink so I called in a Gainesville care package on his scooter in the parking lot…😭😭

by Joey-chestnut August 23, 2021

Care Package Glitch

A recently patched glitch that gives you unlimited care packages in Modern Warfare 2 that was previously used only by faggots, bitches, and cocksuckers who can't play the game.

Johnny: The whole other team is care package glitching! they have 15 care packages right now.

Jimmy: Fuckin faggots....

by yinklealpha February 12, 2010

massachusetts care package

The skeletal remains of Johnny Appleseed along with dried out tea bags that have been exposed to salty water.

Ah! My Massachusetts Care Package is here! Lovely! Time to reenact the best time in history!

by Bryce412 July 30, 2017

Self-care package

A one-box shipment from Amazon that features several treats you ordered for yourself.

“Just ordered a candle, new face wash, and paper towels. Gonna be a nice self-care package when it comes on Sunday.”

by Blue Collar Bandit March 1, 2021

Chocolate Care Package

Sending a bag of feces in bag to someone in the mail out of anger or vengeance

I sent a chocolate care package to my ex after i caught her cheating

by SDC915 July 28, 2009

Oklahoma Care Package

To recieve oral sex during the act of playing either Call of Duty MW2 or Call of Duty: Black Ops. Since a Care Package in the game if a gift....so is a blowjob

Johnny was clearly frustrated at his performance on Call of Duty so Nancy gave him an Oklahoma Care Package

by Sgt. Roebuck November 16, 2010